UK is Fucked

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    • 'Rescued' the dog that ran off the edge of a cliff after he tried hanging out the back of it. I'm not sure that counts.Nairn
    • What Matthew doesn't mention is how Andy then later shaved the dug and fucked it like a canine fleshlight until it tore in two.face_melter
    • Or maybe he does? The Times is behind a paywall.face_melter
    • Exactly. The dogs bid to end it all was scuppered by its abuser. HRH Dog Shagger.Morning_star
    • False flagjmckinno
    • But how many stolen dogs has he deliberately taken to the highlands and abandoned? More questions than answers.Fax_Benson
    • "OK, it wasn’t a fair maiden" :-| https://archive.is/k…kingsteven
    • We may have our differences on the forum here but I'm gladdened to know that we were all able to come together and 'joke' about HandyAndy fucking a dog.Nairn
    • Well, he did marry one.
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    • Poor dog! A traditional royal rescue in which you are rescued and then fucked in the arse until you wish you hadn't been rescued at all.Ianbolton
    • He got 99 problems but a bitch aint oneNonEntity

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