UK is Fucked
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- Bluejam1
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- lolfadein11
- Friend of mine is insistant Joanna Lumley is a nonce.Brabo_Brabo
- The beeb is riddled with 'em.Brabo_Brabo
- Apparently Del Boy is a nonce too. Rodney will be sad, the plonker.PhanLo
- Yeah, Del gave a peedo his house keys for some underage bumming.Brabo_Brabo
- Said peedo ran a kid's flying club to reel in his victims.Brabo_Brabo
- Bluejam3
Government: Please don’t panic buy petrol
The British public:
- Bluejam10
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- LOL_me_
- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAnecromation
- Spinning Thatcher is a solid band name.BK
- 6 ha yeah, but I can't not see the sexytime image...MrT
- kingsteven1
- 'Rescued' the dog that ran off the edge of a cliff after he tried hanging out the back of it. I'm not sure that counts.Nairn
- What Matthew doesn't mention is how Andy then later shaved the dug and fucked it like a canine fleshlight until it tore in two.face_melter
- Or maybe he does? The Times is behind a paywall.face_melter
- Exactly. The dogs bid to end it all was scuppered by its abuser. HRH Dog Shagger.Morning_star
- False flagjmckinno
- But how many stolen dogs has he deliberately taken to the highlands and abandoned? More questions than answers.Fax_Benson
- "OK, it wasn’t a fair maiden" :-| https://archive.is/k…kingsteven
- We may have our differences on the forum here but I'm gladdened to know that we were all able to come together and 'joke' about HandyAndy fucking a dog.Nairn
- Well, he did marry one.Brabo_Brabo
- Poor dog! A traditional royal rescue in which you are rescued and then fucked in the arse until you wish you hadn't been rescued at all.Ianbolton
- He got 99 problems but a bitch aint oneNonEntity
- PhanLo0
- https://i.redd.it/7e…Bluejam
- ^YepPhanLo
- Asylum seekers AKA Unvaxed illegal invaders.Brabo_Brabo
- neverscared2
- what a fucking twat
https://pbs.twimg.co…Bluejam - I guess wearing a mask was optional.jmckinno
- what a fucking twat
- nb1
- Look forward to 90 more years of austerity.PhanLo
- Brexit voting cunts will use Covid as an excuse for fucking our country now right?!Hayzilla
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^ some great posts on the gas situationBluejam - It's weird we're in a cold war with Russia, but we rely on them for fuel?PhanLo
- That's the diff with UK + Ger/Fra - we rely less absolutely on imports (AT 40%) as we still generate a lot from the North Sea = less need for storage. Still.Nairn
- Bluejam2
- WHAT???!!!
tons and tonnes are different???Projectile - You forgot about measuring distance in units of time. Like, how far is the nearest bookies? About 10 minutes that way.
Awesome!face_melter - All you need to know is:
Is it further than the pub?
Does it cost more than a pint?
Is it bigger than a pork scratching?
Can you play darts there?Chimp - If it's hot then Farenheit too ("It was well over 100 degrees so I got drunk in the morning then went to the beach at noon to top up my skin cancer")NonEntity
- WHAT???!!!
- Bluejam2
- Time to abandon green policies.Brabo_Brabo
- https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- https://imgur.com/ro…kingsteven
- Winter should be funPhanLo
- it really should be, but it rarely is.Nairn
- lol Joey works on at least two levels.MrT
- i_was1
Escalator falls have soared in Tube stations because passengers are too afraid to hold handrails over fears they could catch Covid
- But they're comfortable putting themselves inside a cramped, enclosed tube carriage? Says everything about general risk perceptionBaskerviIle
- I used to avoid that if I could before covid. Don't understand how anyone who's ever been in a public toilet at a train station does otherwise.Fax_Benson
- 'soared' = there's an observable statistical increase.
I touch everything in the tube. Sometimes with my tongue.Nairn
- Fax_Benson3
More depressing newbuild shite
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Pictures and commentary on the miserable state of New Build houses.- Only made it 10 posts and I feel like killing myself.PhanLo
- good lordkingsteven
- When it comes to overhangs and such.. is there not code to be built to?!Nairn
- This is crazy.
https://pbs.twimg.co…Nairn - ton of this sort of thing round my way :-| https://twitter.com/…kingsteven
- so depressing. need one for Aus too.MrT
- Wow... Sad.Miesfan
- Fuck, some very ugly shit, bad architecture is one of the most depressing thingsi_was
- PhanLo0
- Dunno if that's a Brit thing per se - I've seen so many horror show developments from the Americas and Asia that are the same, or worse.Nairn
- The suburbs in Madrid are even worse. The the houses have big walls around them.Chimp
- we just dont fucking like other people and hearing their noise is unbareabletrooperbill
- Fax_Benson0
"Nadine Dorries MP has been appointed Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport"
- Bluejam6
- Here's the Covid #winterplan in summary.
1. No
2. Stop
3. Don't
If you fail to No, Stop or Don't, you could face a fine. For more information please reread.Bluejam - via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- (⊙_◎)OBBTKN
- Stop starting and start stoppingNonEntity
- https://i.giphy.com/…Krassy
- Here's the Covid #winterplan in summary.
- Fax_Benson1
Over a quarter of tory MPs are private landlords. Lots have links to the big house building cartels. It's in their interests to choke supply of decent new properties and flood the the market with cheap junk, pushing up rental prices and the value of Victorian and Edwardian townhouses - the nice stuff they own.
Property tycoons gave Tories more than £11m in less than a year
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en…
A quarter of Tory MPs are private landlords
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en…
Meanwhile:
Grenfell survivors call for urgent ban on combustible building materials.- *see also Labour councils' sale of key brownfield sites to dodgy foreign developers and the Liverpool building contracts scandal.Fax_Benson