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  • neverscared1

    Boris Johnson is to announce the return of imperial weights and measures, making it legal for market stalls, shops and supermarkets to sell their goods using only Britain’s traditional weighing system post-Brexit

    https://twitter.com/thetimes/sta…

    muahahaha

    • WHAT
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    • lol children up chimneys and a new series of Steptoe and Son next.face_melter
    • FFSChimp
    • If bovril walkers and raspberry fanta come back I promise I'll vote brexit next time.Fax_Benson
    • Once had a court judge insisting I used imperial feet to describe distances between vehicles just before a car crash...microkorg
    • ... I told him I was never taught inches/feet so couldn't make an estimate in case it was incorrect and was not accurate evidence...microkorg
    • ... me as a cheeky c*nt teenager then suggested that as a Court Judge however that he should know both units or at least be able to convert. ;)microkorg
    • Ha! Ha!monospaced
    • This is a meagre change in the law to simply make it legal to state things in none- metric terms. That's it. Nothing more. Metric's going nowhere in UKNairn
    • Every half-wit ultraEuro or moron is jumping on this like it's some ultimate affirmation of the stupidity of Brexit. Nope, it's just making things a bit freer.Nairn
    • Do I want that extra freedom? Nope. I, like you, couldn't give a shit. Do I think it's improves things? Nope, not for me. Is it the apocalypse? Also, nope.Nairn
    • For the record - we also never tried to metricise time.Nairn
    • What do you use in place of milliseconds?palimpsest
    • touchéNairn
    • https://youtu.be/1ml…drgs

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