Ask the UK of the Day

  • Started 5 years ago
  • Last post 2 months ago
  • 108 Responses
  • pango0

    why?

  • whatthefunk2

  • i_monk0

    Why don't you speak English anymore?

  • garbage0

    Re: The Troubles

    I always thought it was a dismissive colloquialism, and people making some hard-nosed joke about ongoing chaos?

    • Perhaps, but they were also the Default Term in the media, if I remember right.Nairn
  • scarabin4

    Do your web browsers use biscuits to improve user experience?

    • You mean the Cookie Path? we like to use the full term - Biscuit SidewalkMorning_star
    • Indeed. They use a specially coded version of Digestive. Although, in Scotland browsers are, by law, required to use sausage rolls instead of 'cookies'.face_melter
    • face_melter has forgotten that the snp has now insisted on the use of bridies to ensure a proper scottish experiencehans_glib
    • [scarabin has left the chat]Nairn
    • Well, it was sausage rolls when I lived in Scotland. Granted, that was over 10 years ago, the price of progress I suppose.face_melter
    • I think that he meant Crumpetsutopian
  • scarabin1

    What brand/type of tea should i be drinking and serving?

    • risky question mate
      https://www.youtube.…
      grafician
    • You'll probably get more grief regarding how it's made than which one it is... I like Yorkshire Tea but that's bleedin obvious.MrT
    • I’ve heard good things about yorkshirescarabin
    • Also, what is the best biscuit for tea?scarabin
    • So many possibilities... for me a bourbon, choc digestive or (I'll get flamed no doubt) a fig roll.
      Or a Mitsubishi.
      MrT
    • For British-style Black Tea - Yorkshire Gold, scarabin. I keep trying alternative 'better' teas but meh. Whatever you do - NOT Tetleys or fucking Lipton.Nairn
    • Every time I go abroad I take a bag filled with enough teabags for at least 2x the days I'm away. Actually, anytime I leave home, even in the UK.Nairn
    • ..er.. I don't mean 'every time i leave home' like 'when I go to work or for a walk in the park'. That would be a bit weird.Nairn
  • drgs0

    From what I understand it's impossible to own land/property in UK?
    Instead you lease it for 99 years and your children will never inherit it?

    • ha, there's a reason there's a "landed gentry". We have different types of property 'holding' some are 'freehold' others are timed leases.Nairn
    • The former means you own the land, the latter means that someone else does, for whatever period. Can be up to 999 years I think.Nairn
    • The latter tends to be more apparent in cities (eg. flats sitting on top of each other) or developments (by corporate construction companies).Nairn
    • tbh, I only really came across the term when I moved to LDN where I can begin to understand how the latter arose. it is crazy though. Some people don't know..Nairn
    • ..when they buy the property and realise belatedly they have to a) pay someone a periodic fee, b) have a reduced resale expectation.Nairn
    • I assume its reflected in the price? Freehold is more expensive?drgs
    • Presumably. I think it's more that leasehold tends to be relevant in more expensive places anyway.Nairn
    • It's become A Thing in recent years because a lot of housing developments use increasingly employing leaseholds, and people aren't expecting it.Nairn
  • cherub0

    Is it true there is no prenuptial agreement in the UK?

  • cherub0

    How do you become a sir?

    • Schmooze with the right cunts.
      Earn the crown a fuckload.
      Be Ben Kingsley (no 'Sir', the cunt).
      Nairn
    • To be come knighted by the queen, which will make you a Sir and have MBE, OBE or CBE after your name is easy. Anyone can recommend anyone else for a...Morning_star
    • ...knighthood. You need to be nominated by at least two peopl. There are forms to fill in but you must have achieved something for the country, the crown or...Morning_star
    • ...your countrymen.Morning_star
    • ^Nairn
    • If I boldy slay coronavirus I could be a knight?cherub
    • Funnily enough if you discovered the cure for COVID the that would likely get you a Knighthood. I know 3 ‘sirs’. One was a biologist who created one of the...Morning_star
    • ...very resilient and productive species of wheat for growing in harsh climates, the second a teacher and the last a community leader from St Paul’s in...Morning_star
  • cherub0

    Chavs, how do they work?

    -How would you define a chav?

    -What the fuck is it with chavs and burberry? Is burberry like their spirit animal or something?

    • what year is it? i miss chavskingsteven
    • ha, a friend got ticked off recently because she described a bunch of post-hipster Hackneyites as 'chavvy' - apparently that was not PC of her, lolNairn
    • chavs are basically the white underclasshans_glib
    • mmm, it's a bit more nuanced than that - they're definitely part of the white underclass, but they're a product of it, not it in its entiriety.Nairn
    • This is why I asked for a definition.cherub
    • derogatory term for young people from lower income families c. 2000-10. britian's last true fashion sub culture. now kids come pre-lobotomised/ tiktok enabled.kingsteven
    • eh, I remember chavs not being a new thing in the early 90s. Or 'charvers' as they say in certain parts.Nairn
    • Funny - where my gran lived there was a distinct difference in the kids I 'grew up with', some of whom would definitely fit the chav description. Neds, rather.Nairn
  • cherub1

    Why?

    • @ :21 I've seen this chav before IRLcherub
  • colin_s0

    is brexit real

  • zarkonite1

    When a brit says "let's 100% stay in touch." - that means fuck off, right?

    • Like, "give me a call" = "never fucking call me, ever"Chimp
  • grafician0

    Whois gonna be the next James Bond for certain?

    • James Bond isn't a real person?Chimp
  • cherub0

    Please tell me this is a joke video. Is it?

    • I've just been trolled by someone named Jade.cherub
    • she sounds dumb as fuck...posh 4 shoutopian
    • maybe she just hit the bottle?utopian
    • Ok now she's trolling. How am I supposed to take posh advice from someone who talks like this? https://youtu.be/9Z8…cherub
    • Do Americans have a version of "Posh"?Hayzilla
    • As in, how would you describe someone like Frasier?Hayzilla
    • Our lack of ever having a royal class means there isn't a true sense of "posh" here since our highest class isn't royalty or close to it... our highest class ischerub
    • probably our most loved movie stars or celebrities. But they don't all share identifiable mannerisms like the British posh. Another high group, which fraziercherub
  • utopian-3

    Is British food really that bad?

    • Of course not.MrT
    • nope its yummytrooperbill
    • Nope it’s actually quite good.Chimp
    • NoHayzilla
    • Definitely not, we rinsed our colonial territories for some mighty fine cuisine. Most of it evident in some form of another in our high streets.Morning_star
    • Define badOBBTKN
    • lolcherub
  • cherub0

    On a scale from jaywalking (1) to guy fawkes (10), how serious a crime is not paying your yearly BBC usage fee?

    If you moved away to Spain, and watched BBC I think you still have to pay it. Would you?

    • we don't have a TV licence as there is enough streaming/DVD's to watch and most terrestrial is pretty grim, especially the news!Gardener
    • so probably a 6Gardener
    • Why would you watch BBC at all. There's honestly far better content on YouTube than all these networks offer.shapesalad
    • Unless you're a brainless sheep and need generic entertainment and news pumped into your smooth brain cells.shapesalad
    • You would think the licence fee steep if you only looked as far as Primetime BBC1. The breadth of stuff it funds is vast and really important, imo.Fax_Benson
    • So BBC gets no money from none of yous? : ocherub
    • "The BBC is largely financed by annual television licensing fees, which are paid by those who own TV sets..."cherub
    • Ok well I'll just have to ring BBC and tell them nobody owns "television sets" anymore. Yesterday's technology yeah?cherub
  • SimonFFM0

    How do UK citizens pay VAT and custom fees on goods I ship from Germany? Things have changed after brexit, but I cannot find it easily described anywhere. My UK clients don't know it either.

    • You usually have to record the value and type of items being shipped on the consignment note. HMRC review the note and decide if needs import tax.Morning_star
    • Don't sell to UK yet.grafician
    • proably start here ...
      https://www.gov.uk/g…
      Bluejam
    • Thank you, Bluejam. I know client needs to pay and told him, but who collects vat&fees? DHL or does he have to pick up at an office?SimonFFM
    • you get a card from customs saying you need to pay a fee before they'll send on the packagetrooperbill
    • Thank you for explaining. BTW, I remember when they said, there'll be free trade between UK and EU even after brexit. Politicians... sigh.SimonFFM
  • scarabin2

    Why do you call it Scotland Yard rather than Scotland Meter?

    • erm.. where do you think 'Yard' came from?Nairn
    • Also, it'd be 'Scotland Metre' :)Nairn
    • Maybe scarabin grew up in a flat.MrT
    • :)scarabin
    • That would be "Scotland 0.9144 metre"zarkonite
  • MrT1

    Is there any Marmite left there?
    They've run out of it everywhere in Australia.