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  • cherub0

    How do you become a sir?

    • Schmooze with the right cunts.
      Earn the crown a fuckload.
      Be Ben Kingsley (no 'Sir', the cunt).
      Nairn
    • To be come knighted by the queen, which will make you a Sir and have MBE, OBE or CBE after your name is easy. Anyone can recommend anyone else for a...Morning_star
    • ...knighthood. You need to be nominated by at least two peopl. There are forms to fill in but you must have achieved something for the country, the crown or...Morning_star
    • ...your countrymen.Morning_star
    • ^Nairn
    • If I boldy slay coronavirus I could be a knight?cherub
    • Funnily enough if you discovered the cure for COVID the that would likely get you a Knighthood. I know 3 ‘sirs’. One was a biologist who created one of the...Morning_star
    • ...very resilient and productive species of wheat for growing in harsh climates, the second a teacher and the last a community leader from St Paul’s in...Morning_star
    • ...Bristol. Selfless awesome people every one of them.Morning_star

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