Signs your getting old?
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- desmo2
My eye strain from all the screen time is getting really bad now. By noon time I'm about ready to keel over.
Wish I could just swap in a pair of new eyes lol
- there are glasses to help with thatmonospaced
- Ugh, yeah its time now i think.desmo
- what type of glasses?notype
- f.luxdrgs
- Maaku0
Prostatitis...
- nocomply0
When I get out of bed my bones pop and creak more than my 75-year-old hardwood floor.
- scarabin_net5
just had to teach a coworker how to address an envelope for mailing a letter
- ... how old are they?mugwart
- 28scarabin_net
- noooooooooonotype
- 28 ... that's just ignorantmugwart
- Raniator0
Ricky Gervais can probably clear this up for us.
- < Oops. Wrong thread! I'm so sorry. QBN doods, delete this, yo!Raniator
- where was it supposed to go?Fax_Benson
- Flat Earth. A sarcastic reference to his apparent knowledge of all science / god / life / everything related things.Raniator
- lol yes he's a right cunt isn't heset
- hans_glib0
"This goes well with the pic above. In olden days I would've spent the requisite 20 minutes PS'ing them together, but now no."
- detritus
http://www.qbn.com/reply/3889236…
- M01XXX0
When you constantly remind people on the internet about the difference between "your" and "you're".
By the way it's fucking *you're*... "Signs you're getting old?"
- notype3
...a little pick me up this morning. My dad who moved here, NYC in '69 from Trinidad and Tobago - straight to Park Slope - when it was deemed a warzone. Worked in construction (45 years).
I thought that he lost his love for creating after retirement. He is still pretty strong after prostate issues, and being in ICU for an ulcer (invasive surgery) in 2009.
He recently took on remodeling the bathroom in the house he bought and has lived in for 22 yrs. Kind of proud (he's doing it single handedly, he's always been that way -- going to go up to the house tomorrow to document bits of his process :)
- trooperbill0
43 in a few weeks, having chest pains today. could be a heart attack, could be heartburn, could be a pulled muscle... ill see how i feel in the morning.
- hahah! Im 2 years older and I feel the exact same today.fooler
- good bye tropperbilldrgs
- start running or sum, your way too young to be sounding that oldGuyFawkes
- & eat less red meat.GuyFawkes
- Call NHS111, their diagnostic questionnaires are good. You know your body, if something is 'new' and feels 'wrong' then get advice.comicsans
- & eat no meat, drink no milk and you'll bounce right back! (hope your okay though!)mugwart
- ^notype
- maquito1
you spend 40 minutes looking at the many houses where you have lived on street view.
- Bindegal-4
- When you need help to get up from the toilet..
- When it takes you 3 minutes finishing to pee..
- When you finishing pee, just found out that half of the urine is in your pants..
- When you still get horny of looking at hot chicks, but it takes a half day to get "it" up..
- When it takes you three hours, to buy food in the mall..
- When you reached that day, you had to use diapers..
- When you can go on the bus for free..
- When you can't remember that you had kids..
- When your balls is as long as your wifes boobs..
- When the nice policemen always follow you home..- How old are you? lolMaaku
- If I had to guess I'd say he's 17Fax_Benson
- Im near that guy's age on the gif dudes! :)Bindegal
- CALLES3
Yup. Showering before any sexual recreation
- It's a legal requirement in most retirement home these days :(Fax_Benson
- ^^ hahahmugwart
- lol faxGuyFawkes
- tFour0
Uncontrollable farts.
- fooler0
I made an AOL "Files Done" sound yesterday and no one got the reference.
- pinkfloyd2
I remember calling aol tech support, and 99% of the time their solution was reinstalling windows 98.