Signs your getting old?
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- ETM1
Trying to get down on the floor for a few situps before bed, only to have your arms give out totally on the way down and collapsing in a thudding heap, all because you tried to keep up with someone 12 years younger at the gym while arm training. Best part was wife frantically running upstairs after the thump assuming I had a heart attack or something, only to be relentless mocked when she finds out the truth.
- shapesalad0
You can't get excited about social media's... don't even know what snapchat is, and really miss those days before mobile phones and internet - When you used to be able to dial all your mates home phone numbers by memory.
Instead of mindlessly checking an app, you actually engaged some brain cells, dialled a number and spoke to your mate - real human in real time, no siri AI - and asked them the classic question "wha-tya doing?" instead of checking twitter/facebook.
- http://i0.kym-cdn.co…Jeremyhead
- I too remember when they took our phone numbers and prevented the call function from working. Lol smhimbecile
- pango0
You start to attend funerals more frequently.
- Morning_star0
I'm likely to here this tomorrow morning, for free (god bless the NHS)
"...please relax Mr Morning_star while i warm my hands up. I'm just gonna check your prostate"
- Watch this first: https://www.youtube.…GM278
- Lol. Pilkington is a genius. (TBH i was a little fearful of pressing the link, imagined graphic footage of bad bum problems.)Morning_star
- C'mon now. Wouldn't do that to ya. :PGM278
- dibec-1
What ?!?
- lolmonospaced
- thank you for getting my humor.dibec
- lolGuyFawkes
- freedom0
When someone says they think being 50 at your child's high school graduation is really old.
- I’ll be older than that when my son graduatesmonospaced
- Maybe 30 years ago but times is a changing. 50 isn't old anymore.set
- freedom1
When you hear a 26 year old girl talk about her biological clock ticking.
- Bennn1
Looking at the cashier, finding her cute and thinking 'man she's too young, stop that' then thinking 'fuck, i'm old'
- MrT1
When you buy WipEout Omega collection and anticipate a nostalgia trip reliving many recreational drug-fuelled times from 20 years ago, then you hit a vicious difficulty spike about 5 levels in. And your fingers really ache.
- ArmandoEstrada0
Divorce.
- cruddlebub2
i've stopped giving a fuck as much..
- mugwart2
I've started to complain loudly in shops...
- Ramanisky22
The tiniest on injuries take much longer to heal
- Morning_star0
Just doing a little project for myself and was photographing some gig tickets i've collected over the years.
'Whoah, these are cool...' says one of the ADs I work with as he pics up a ticket "...you went to this five years before i was born."
Christ.