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Enter “Florida man”, followed by your birthday. Enjoy the new meme
Mine was Florida man illegally possesses 200 lobsters.
- A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act.lemmy_k
- Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grillPhanLo
- FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHERFax_Benson
- florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in the face with a burritosarahfailin
- Florida Man declares jihad
- "February 3 Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" Well, duhhhhelahon
- "Florida man arrested for digging a key into child's face to discipline him."imbecile
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on firemonospaced
- FLorida man tries to use taco as ID after car catches fire at Taco Bell_niko
- 'Florida man shoots Facebook Live video from inside the eye of the hurricane'Continuity
- Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says 'Jesus Told Me To' Drive Ferrari 360 Off Pier.helloeatbreathedrive
- freakin fantastic LOLLLhelloeatbreathedrive
- fucking gold florida!jaylarson
- Florida man put semen in coworker's water
- Florida man with AK-47 dead after shooting at cops near Miami airport... HILARIOUS!!!BK
- Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops saythumb_screws
- Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration
Man bit his girlfriend’s toddlers dozens of times, cops say. She’s in trouble, too.Cosmodrome
- Florida man tries to escape police by jumping head-first through closed windowcolin_s
- Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissorsben_
- Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops sayben_
- had two bangers on my birthday.ben_
- "Florida man changes his name to Kraftwerk."NBQ00
- I have 2, I can't decide which is better..autoflavour
- "Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies"autoflavour
- "Deputies say 450-pound Florida man hid coke, pot under fat folds"autoflavour
- Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’dee-dubs
- Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoesvoxel1
- Florida Man High on Meth Jumps on Strangers' Cars, Surfs Themmaquito
- "Brave Florida man serves up hot dog lunch for alligators straight from his mouth"garbage
- mine is a Florida Man tribute: https://twitter.com/…renderedred
- "Forida man pleads guilty to sending bombs to trump critics."sea_sea
A Florida man desperate to get his beer Friday used hot dogs and a corn dog stick to attack a gas station clerk, police said Monday.
Cavan McDaniel, 35, threw hot dogs and poked the female clerk with a corn dog stick at Petro gas station in Marion County, officials said. McDaniel’s bizarre outbreak allegedly began after the clerk refused to sell him beer. It’s unclear what the clerk’s reason was.
“The victim was left with a red mark under her eye due to the corn dog stick attack,” the sheriff’s office said.
Surveillance video captured a man identified as McDaniel lunging with a hot dog at the clerk.
McDaniel was charged with battery-touch or strike. He also violated his probation from Pasco County.
He is being held in jail on no bond.
- The “Florida Man” legend continues to grow.Ramanisky2
- ^yep fake news https://961kiss.ihea…PhanLo
- Didn't actually seem that crazy for Florida man stories.PhanLo
- "intiresting news"sarahfailin
- sounds real though.utopian
- is that horn?pango
- and all because of the damn blanket!Krassy
- news you don't want to know, fake or not.api
- only once with the cousin `?... he could do better!neverscared
- Sinead O’Connor?_niko
- @_niko nailed it! hahaKrassy