florida is whack
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- zaq2
- mine was:
A 70-year-old man has been accused of slamming a child to the ground at a playground after yelling that kids were making too much noise.zaq - Oh, I like mine:
'Florida Man Accused Of Forcing Alligator To Drink Beer'Continuity - Florida man spit food into woman’s mouth during road rage incidentdmay
- Florida man fatally shoots mom after he ‘lost it’ over argument about orange juicealiastime
- Florida man willingly gives out all his personal details and gets robbed and blackmailed by strangers on the internet.sted
- Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar.Wordsworth
- Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrestedKrassy
- Florida Man Tries to Trade Back Vehicle He StoleKrassy
- Florida Man Arrested, Accused Of Giving Girlfriend A Wet Willyutopian
- Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Websiterobotinc
- Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't Hisbezoar
- Police say a 29-year-old South Florida man shot his mother following an argument over orange juicemort_
- San Francisco police arrest man suspected of slashing victim’s face for refusing to give him money. Works for most cities.Chimp
- Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Anothermilfhunter
- Florida Man Throws Baby At Deputy Following Wild High-Speed Chase.fooler
- Dec 5:
Florida Man Leaving Strip Club Runs Himself Over With His Own Truck
I win!nbq - Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police sayrzu-rzu
- Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over strawYakuZoku
- Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex5timuli
- A Florida man was arrested Sunday for reportedly dropping off a child on the side of the road because he thought he was gay.Twist_Me_A_Dizzy
- Florida man attacked by a 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts.hotroddy
- https://arstechnica.…garbage
- I hid meth in my penis, apparently.Nairn
- again.Nairn
- Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target_niko
- Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish WebsiteMrT
- a strong late entry!MrT
- Florida woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended manOP31
- dmay and I share the same bday? :)
"Florida man is accused of spitting food into a woman's mouth following a road rage incident." LOLsea_sea - Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after himcolin_s
- Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops sayantimotion
- Florida man charged with murder after body parts found in a bayemphor
- This one is better: Florida man tells police wind blew bag of cocaine into caremphor
- https://wsvn.com/new…CyBrainX
- Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still workedPhanLo
- FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURISTHayoth
- Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For ‘Anything That Would Kill 200 People’Beeswax
- Wordsworth and I have the same birthday.Graviton
- Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penisadrok
- Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald'sdesmo
- Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Respondersduckseason
- Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito WTF! HAHAHAwagshaft
- ‘I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine:’ Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card, deputies sayBennn
- Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enoughjagara
- Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of barmathinc
- An angry Florida man pulled a gun on a drive-thru worker because they forget the cream cheese with his bagel, ... June 19Hayzilla
- Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for speedingBuddhaHat
- Florida man hits woman with his groin in Targetpango
- mine was:
- jaylarson10
Enter “Florida man”, followed by your birthday. Enjoy the new meme
Mine was Florida man illegally possesses 200 lobsters.
- A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act.lemmy_k
- Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grillPhanLo
- FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHERFax_Benson
- florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in the face with a burritosarahfailin
- Florida Man declares jihad
PAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!Projectile - "February 3 Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" Well, duhhhhelahon
- "Florida man arrested for digging a key into child's face to discipline him."imbecile
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on firemonospaced
- FLorida man tries to use taco as ID after car catches fire at Taco Bell_niko
- 'Florida man shoots Facebook Live video from inside the eye of the hurricane'Continuity
- Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says 'Jesus Told Me To' Drive Ferrari 360 Off Pier.helloeatbreathedrive
- freakin fantastic LOLLLhelloeatbreathedrive
- fucking gold florida!jaylarson
- Florida man put semen in coworker's water
LOLa_aachen - Florida man with AK-47 dead after shooting at cops near Miami airport... HILARIOUS!!!BK
- Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops saythumb_screws
- Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration
Man bit his girlfriend’s toddlers dozens of times, cops say. She’s in trouble, too.Cosmodrome - Florida man tries to escape police by jumping head-first through closed windowcolin_s
- Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissorsben_
- Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops sayben_
- had two bangers on my birthday.ben_
- "Florida man changes his name to Kraftwerk."NBQ00
- I have 2, I can't decide which is better..autoflavour
- "Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies"autoflavour
- "Deputies say 450-pound Florida man hid coke, pot under fat folds"autoflavour
- Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’dee-dubs
- Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoesvoxel1
- Florida Man High on Meth Jumps on Strangers' Cars, Surfs Themmaquito
- "Brave Florida man serves up hot dog lunch for alligators straight from his mouth"garbage
- mine is a Florida Man tribute: https://twitter.com/…renderedred
- "Forida man pleads guilty to sending bombs to trump critics."sea_sea
- _niko8
Not an Onion article:
Principal fired after Florida students shown Michelangelo statue
- ahahaha :D:D these people are fucking idiotssted
- what a sad countryutopian
- The fact Michelangelo chiseled a grower, not a shower, is fucking beyond mecrazyprick
- Stupid Stupid Stupid. It's a matter of survival that states that can, do secede from this nonsense. The differences are irreconcilable.CyBrainX
- what the fuck is in the water over in Florida?inteliboy
- "parents are entitled to know anytime their child is being taught a controversial topic and picture" hahahahainteliboy
- the anti-woke mind virus is strong...neverscared
- I'm sure if Davids penis was a gun instead they would have no objections.fooler
- Dumb fucks.jagara
- utopian3
- Constipated?OBBTKN
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- DeSantis = Meme GeneratorRamanisky2
- all i see is homelanderrobotinc
- let a stinky one out?Krassy
- Idiocratyben98
- LOLwagshaft
- Lol wtf is wrong with his faceYakuZoku
- This guy looks like the villain in a slapstick 80s comedy.yuekit
- the cowboyboots in the frame would be the cherry on top of the cherry....neverscared
- Which Police Academy movie was this?misterhow
- ^ I wonder who's under the podium giving him the BJ.Akagiyama
- PhanLo4
- The “Florida Man” legend continues to grow.Ramanisky2
- liesimbecile
- ^yep fake news https://961kiss.ihea…PhanLo
- Didn't actually seem that crazy for Florida man stories.PhanLo
- "intiresting news"sarahfailin
- sounds real though.utopian
- is that horn?pango
- and all because of the damn blanket!Krassy
- news you don't want to know, fake or not.api
- only once with the cousin `?... he could do better!neverscared
- Sinead O’Connor?_niko
- @_niko nailed it! hahaKrassy
- Ramanisky22
- Smells like MAGA Spiritutopian
- The Rare Florida Meth PigeonBH26
- Dude has a tough life for sure, geezBennn
- Not all heroes wear capes.PhanLo
- Sean PennNBQ00
- I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.lemmy_k
- Gordon Ramsayfadein11
- maybe he believes he's a bird?Krassy
- that guy is 21 years old. Meth, not even once.Bennn
- @BH - rare? It’s the state bird.ben_
- Dave Matthews Bus manBonSeff
- lol @utopianSalarrue
- Ramanisky24
Floriduuuuhhh strikes again.
Around the 2:25 mark.I’m so sick of shitty racist ignorant people who just can’t seem to mind their own fucking business.
Good on that manager, he told them what’s what.
- Those old biddies will never change.shellie
- ^ oh you’re absolutely right ... however shaming them in public is a beautiful thing.Ramanisky2
- Large parts America speak German, do they get hassled for that?PhanLo
- No because they’re white.monospaced
- on an optimistic note, he took it lightly and the kids were cool. there just may be a better future...renderedred
- Shellie is correct, these old biddies are seen into the fabric of USA, you know exactly where they shop and eat. Don't be surprised if you are in their space.robotron3k
- He should have a little more respect for wives of civil war vets!_niko
- #white privilege
#magautopian - ingorate?Nairn
- utopian6
Florida lawmakers vote to ban social media for kids under 16
The bill doesn't list specific social media platforms. However, it targets outlets that track user activity, allow children to upload content, and have 'addictive' design features. Platforms that violate the law could face fines between $50,000 and $100,000 per violation.
- That seems pretty un-Floridian.PhanLo
- yeah.. can't wait to vote this fucker out.hydro74
- Why is this whack? kids are vicious to each other online. This way they endure less bullying... not to mention less predators—yes?PonyBoy
- The governments job is not to baby sit your kid...it is the planets job! - Let make America free again!utopian
- @PonyBoy it's a great idea, probably never happen though. Tech oligarchies don't care about lawsPhanLo
- Good luck with Sony and Xbox platforms, and don’t get into weeds about those not being ‘social media’ platformsprophetone
- Every online platform with any ux applied is by default designed to be a positive experience, streamlined, addictiveprophetone
- I’m just happy that Florida has finally sorted all all of its other many horrible problems and this is the last item on to do listprophetone
- utopian5
Two ex-Miami officers, who were ‘Bad Boys’ fans, to begin prison sentences. Roderick Flowers, 29, and Keith Edwards, 31, who are cousins, will serve one year and three months in federal prison after pleading guilty to conspiracy to distribute cocaine.
‘We ride together. We die together. Bad Boys 4 Life.’
- Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?GuyFawkes
- Cocaine is defo a cops drug. Boring as fuck.PhanLo
- its all about the bath salts in those partsGuyFawkes
- These 2 jabronis look like they’re wearing Halloween outfits.Ramanisky2
- Bad boys fans.i_was
- Bath salts and cannibalism.i_was
- The short sleeved turtle neck tipped off authoritieswhatthefunk
- utopian4
- run you little pervmoldero
- If only she had a gun.utopian
- Way to go target. .03% of the population and you want to go on some socialist crusade.Hayoth
- Give the guy some pussyi_was
- Bin Laden ?Dillinger
- Just one date... She could pretend he's Sam Rockwellfuturefood
- good for herdrake-von-drake
- Krassy8
- Not the first time someone's had their cavity probed in a BK bathroom, I'm sure. Hey-oh!elahon
- Poor addict woman. Now her face is all over the internetsarahfailin
- Ramanisky27
- rollsafe.jpgpalimpsest
- lol, please tell me nobody fell for this. He studied theater in London and is actually lawyer, among other accolades.garbage
- jaylarson2
- never insult them before you jump in. very touchy animals.Fax_Benson
- it's miller timemoldero
- YOLO?GeorgesII
- YODO.SteveJobs
- This is the kind of shit Hemingway wrote aboutyuekit
- One less vote for Trump in 4 years LOLridlerontheroof
- maybe he just wanted to help drain the swamp?_niko
- @ridlerontheroof Fucking beat me to it. I was going to say Darwin's gerrymandering.CyBrainX
- And who says Trump will still be president in 4 years?CyBrainX
- Ramanisky23
- But what about his 2nd Amendment rights?utopian
- Dat dood SchizoGuyFawkes
- ComedyPhanLo
- Jesus!davey_g
- Dude's name is Popper. Pop pop@#@!ShenanigansTV
- the real dumb move was turning himself into police and giving them the dash cam vid...sarahfailin
- renderedred3
- He misunderstood the term BJ_niko
- lolMrT
- #fakenewsBennn
- Article origin https://worldnewsdai…Bennn
- their catchword is "Where facts don't matter" ...Bennn
- He misunderstood the term “Florida Man”, otherwise this should be bout a murder wasp hive.maquito
- And also, please, leave reality out of this.maquito
- Okay guys, as promised, the beehive challenge! Remember to like and subscribe!jagara
- /r/dontstickyoureyei...jaylarson
- Ramanisky23
A woman is stalked and assaulted by her estranged husband. Fearing for her life, she takes his assault rifle and handgun and turns them over to the police. She is then arrested on two counts of grand theft and one count of armed burglary.
Fucking Floriduhhhhh.
- Ramanisky25
- MAGA County USAutopian
- Rot.garbage
- Also "why he would have done this?" He was getting paid off, and was moonlighting as a security guard for rich pedophiles.garbage
- ^ for rich *minor attracted people*. Please get the term right. It's a disease, and we need to show them compassion, and slurs like "pedo" don't help.Projectile
- ....to catch them an put them in jail where the nazis will fuck 'em up on a daily basis. You see, if we call them minor attracted, it's easier to lure themProjectile
- Ramanisky23
- #Not a drag queen.palimpsest
- god fucking damn I would hate to live thereProjectile
- mental_niko
- Is Florida under talibandit control?
Must be lead in the water or something.PhanLo - newscaster def a chain smokerKrassy
- utopian4
- Why won’t anyone post a screenshot of one of these math booksnb
- Don’t they have to at least outline what they objected to?Gnash
- Florida is special. Like drinking heavily when pregnant special.PhanLo
- @nb https://s3.documentc…garbage
- They’re gonna look real silly if there’s nothing to there. Hopefully they include detailsGnash
- I hated my kids math curriculum, and so did their teachers. Sent both my kids to math tutors all through schoolGnash
- Ramanisky20
- They're not even remotely trying to hide it anymore. Fascist morons.BuddhaHat
- Let’s go BranonRamanisky2
- Lets Go Russel BrandGuyFawkes
- You idiots fall for anythingHayoth
- Hayoth look! The actual Nazi symbol you've been looking for all these years!pango
- Hayomook yard sale signs.utopian
- ANTIFA!!!oey_oey
- brandon for president?sarahfailin