florida is whack
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- sarahfailin0
Florida case of clown who killed woman solved, police say – 27 years later
Murder detectives in Florida believe they have solved a bizarre 27-year-old cold case in which a young woman was shot dead by a balloon-carrying clown who knocked at her door.
The killer of Marlene Warren, authorities said on Thursday, was Sheila Keen, who was having an affair with the victim’s husband at the time of the May 1990 homicide and who was later to become his second wife.
According to the Palm Beach sheriff’s detective Paige McCann, Keen, who was arrested in Virginia on Tuesday, dressed as a clown with white face paint to disguise her identity and called at the house in Wellington, where Warren was at home with her son and some of his friends.
“The clown had two balloons as well as a bouquet of flowers and went to hand Marlene those items. And as she went to receive those items, she commented: ‘How nice,’” McCann told reporters at a news conference in West Palm Beach.
“It was at that time the clown pulled out a gun and shot Marlene in the face.”
She said one of the balloons was printed with the words: “You’re the greatest!”
- utopian3
Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma.
A Florida man who suggested shooting guns at Hurricane Irma out of "stress and boredom" has found that his idea has captured peoples' imaginations - with over 46,000 signing up to join in.
- this was a meme joke. im surprised any news outlet took this serioussince1979
- fooler3
Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression
- since19790
We have the best beaches though.
- sarahfailin0
A Florida woman has been charged with prostitution after she agreed to perform a sexual act for $25 and chicken McNuggets, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.
Alex Direeno, 22, was arrested at 10:15 p.m. Tuesday and charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia. She is being held at the Manatee County jail on bonds totaling $620.
Direeno walked out of the Marathon gas station in Bradenton and unknowingly waved at an undercover detective with the sheriff’s office Special Investigations Division who was talking to another woman, according to an arrest report. The detective told the other woman he was there to pick up Direeno, and Direeno got into his car.
As the undercover detective drove north on 14th Street West, he told her that he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and Chicken McNuggets.
How many Chicken McNuggets was not specified in the report.
- so it started at $25, but she got $25, plus chicken McNuggets? Good job!dopepope
- Plus special sauce.monospaced
- lol monomoldero
- i was offered blow job for burger once... true story.pango
- sarahfailin1
FLORIDA MAN strikes again. This time, Florida man claims his florida-woman girlfriend choked to death while performing oral sex on him. He offered to show his penis to the jury as evidence. He did not report the death to police out of "embarrassment."Ultimately he was cleared of the murder because doctors were unable to determine how the woman died.
- OSFA3
So, here it goes...
- OSFA3
It's been a while...
- utopian1
Fake Florida doctor who 'enhanced' buttocks with cement, caulking gets 10 years for manslaughter
- canoe2
Woke up before sunrise, 67 degrees, took my boat out to a world-class reef to scuba dive with turtles and rays, caught a few lobsters on the way back in, ate them for breakfast, now I'm checking my email in my canal-side hammock and listening to the sound of an iguana pooping on the dock - so whack Florida you is.
- Mexico is whack toomoldero
- And Texas ;)GM278
- get a job!monospaced
- jaylarson2
- never insult them before you jump in. very touchy animals.Fax_Benson
- it's miller timemoldero
- YOLO?GeorgesII
- YODO.SteveJobs
- This is the kind of shit Hemingway wrote aboutyuekit
- One less vote for Trump in 4 years LOLridlerontheroof
- maybe he just wanted to help drain the swamp?_niko
- @ridlerontheroof Fucking beat me to it. I was going to say Darwin's gerrymandering.CyBrainX
- And who says Trump will still be president in 4 years?CyBrainX
- utopian3
18-year-old beats grandmother to death over beer, Florida police say.
- sarahfailin3
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/…
FLORIDA MAN punches George Zimmerman in the face for bragging about killing Trayvon Martin.
I guess being in Florida is a double-edged sword.
- sarahfailin2
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/b…
FLORIDA MAN went to Busch Gardens where Pinky the flamingo was famous for dancing. He picked up the flamingo and threw it on the ground. His mother tried to get him to stop.“According to multiple witnesses, one, two, three, four, five witnesses, you threw the bird down to the ground with such force, the bird’s foot was nearly severed,” said the judge.
RIP Pinky...
- Trump sumpporterutopian
- ^ probably rightmoldero
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- utopian3
Will This Toxic Algae Bloom Eat Florida?
A thick, toxic guacamole-like algae is choking Florida’s beaches—and experts say we’ll only see more of it in the years to come.
When you think about the risks that climate change poses to Florida, you probably picture a rising sea swallowing Miami Beach and hurricanes battering the coast.You might not imagine “guacamole-thick” toxic algae strangling the state’s waterways and polluting its beaches. But that’s exactly what several Florida counties have been experiencing since late June, after the Army Corps of Engineers spent months siphoning off nutrient-rich water from Lake Okeechobee to preserve a leaky, problem-prone dike.
Meanwhile, experts warn that we’ll only see more of these dangerous blue-green algae blooms as global temperatures rise—in Florida and nationwide.
- it's already eating floridasince1979
- http://earthobservat…sted
- utopian3
Driver stopped with alligator foot sticking out of dashboard.
It doesn't get much more "Florida" than this.
During a recent traffic stop in Loxahatchee, Florida, fish and wildlife officers found an alligator foot sticking out of the ashtray of a truck.
- drake-von-drake-1
- the whole thing looked super disorganized, even the raptors weren't really ready, looks like it caught everyone off-guard, though he probably didn't need to_niko
- take that last shot or two_niko
- shooting of the day threadsarahfailin
- ^ loldrake-von-drake
- utopian4
- run you little pervmoldero
- If only she had a gun.utopian
- Way to go target. .03% of the population and you want to go on some socialist crusade.Hayoth
- Give the guy some pussyi_was
- Bin Laden ?Dillinger
- Just one date... She could pretend he's Sam Rockwellfuturefood
- good for herdrake-von-drake
- utopian4
Florida woman fights to keep potty-trained pet alligator
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016…
Don't tread on me!