florida is whack
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- since19790
We have the best beaches though.
- PonyBoy1
Shacking Up: Florida Legislature Repeals Cohabitation Ban
http://fox40.com/2016/03/09/shac…
"Under a law that has been on the books since 1868, a man and woman living together could be fined $500 and locked up in jail for 60 days. According to 2014 census data, there are nearly 438,000 unmarried male-female couples among 7.3 million Florida households."
- drake-von-drake-1
- the whole thing looked super disorganized, even the raptors weren't really ready, looks like it caught everyone off-guard, though he probably didn't need to_niko
- take that last shot or two_niko
- shooting of the day threadsarahfailin
- ^ loldrake-von-drake
- sarahfailin0
http://www.thedailybeast.com/art…
Outbreak of leprosy in Florida is being attributed to armadillos. Terrible journalism from thedailybeast of course. Mechanisms for the spread of leprosy are still unknown, but armadillos are known to carry it. Treatable w/ antibiotics.- first time I seen armadillos while walking my dog i was like "im gonna catch one!" went home first to google if they bite then read "LEPROSY" nah I'm straight.moldero
- the claws will get ya toosarahfailin
- wagshaft0
In Florida, officials ban term 'climate change'
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/…
- organicgrid0
Mother pulled over with baby in trunk
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/…
- toemaas0
Holy shit - she delivered a baby on acid
- CALLES0
Kids who went to see Frozen over the weekend learned a little bit about friendship, family, and full-frontal fellatio.
According to the Huffington Post, families excited to watch Disney's newest animated dazzler sprinted for the exits when mommy-daddy private time aggressively barged in on family time at a Florida theater.
Of course, it had to be Florida.
The trailer in question can be found here. I should stress that it is very NSFW and, as mentioned above, features a quick scene of uncensored oral sex, as well as various bodily fluids.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013…
- marychain0
Of course he was from Florida
- Salarrue0
Florida man makes bid to marry his 'porn-filled Apple computer'
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/your…
Chris Sevier, a self-described “former judge advocate and combat veteran” is petitioning the state to let him put a ring on his “porn-filled Apple computer,” – an object he says he has fallen in love with and prefers over all other persons or things.“Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography. I was not provided with any warning by Apple that pornography was highly addictive and could alter my reward cycle by the manufacturer. ” Sevier wrote in a 24-page-long filing with the state of Florida.
- next level fanboyAl_dizzle
- same guy? http://www.wsmv.com/…hereswhatidid
- CALLES0
http://gawker.com/topless-florid…
Topless Florida Woman Wrecks McDonalds, Pauses to Guzzle Ice Cream
- vaxorcist0
"Florida Man of the day News" http://talkingpointsmemo.com/liv…
Florida Man Causes Controversy With KKK Flag In Front Yard
- e-pill0
agreed.. this is the most ridiculous state i ever lived in.
- cant wait to leave .. and never look back..e-pill
- You are doing it.....waaaaaaaay wrong. Guess you dont live in miami...probably in some retard area like orlando?marychain
- eh.. something happened yesterday and today that kinda changes things.. for the better.e-pill
- i live in the area you told me to live in.. 1 block from las olas.. its fun here but its noo miamie-pill
- and a pin drop from nyc.. but.. its florida and ridiculous things happen here that dont happene-pill
- elsewhere.. i like the area i live in, i like my environment, but its missing many things..e-pill
- ukit20
County in FL spends over $5 million repeatedly jailing 37 homeless people
- moldero0
- http://assets.nydail…moldero
- yikes! after what?ZOOP
- after Florida dude ate his facemoldero
- akrok0
"The state's "10-20-life" law was implemented in 1999 and credited with helping to lower the violent crime rate. Anyone who shows a gun in the commission of certain felonies gets an automatic 10 years in prison. Fire the gun, and it's an automatic 20 years. Shoot and wound someone, and it's 25 years to life".
dang!