weird date you've been on
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- mathinc0
Back in the internet dating days I met this dental student, things went good as far as the communication so we set up a date. I get to her place and she's really cute so then she says, 'Let's walk to this restaurant I like.' We ended up walking like 3 miles each way. This happened on all three of the dates we went on, 6 mi round trip dinner walks. I tried to hold her hand once, she stopped me and she says, 'I only hold hands if you become my boyfriend.' Then she ended it saying she got back with her ex.. this was fine with me, I was sore from all the walking and honestly we had run out of things to talk about after 18 miles of walking. Then a few months later she texts me and wants to meet up.. I figured, 'what the hell, at least I'll get some exercise.' I sent her a text a couple days before we were going to meet up and she writes back and says, 'I've got a new boyfriend, please stop texting me.' Very odd chick.
- 'Back in the internet dating days'... isnt that... now?set
- ha.. back in MY internet dating days. I'm married now, so this is all ancient history.mathinc
- Nah it's all about 'Offline Dating' now where you sign up to dating sites and your phone...orrinward2
- ... beeps when a match is nearby.orrinward2
- Well it seems this chick walks everywhere, so turn on your app and she'll pass by sooner or later.mathinc
- LOLSunSunSun
- mg330
I only have dating disappointments that are worth telling. Went out on one date with a girl I met online in college - she found my geocities website and was also a webdesigner, probably 1999 or 2000. Lots of chatting over ICQ, she sent me some photos of herself, pretty cute. Went on a date with her, she had a bit more of a squatty body than the pictures showed and one of those partial upper lips that revealed her choppers.
Anyhow, back at her place after dinner, just sitting and talking and eventually she puts her hand on mine. I made up some excuse about needing to go because I wasn't actually very attracted to her.
As I got older I really beat myself up over not seeing where that hand could have really gone. She wasn't that bad looking, I was just this shy idiot trying too hard to be the nice guy.
OK, sorry for letting the air out of this thread.
- ArsenicPants0
all these stories do is make me think about how shitty my life is
- how shitty is your life?pango
- i wouldn't call us degenerates 'lucky'...necromation
- Irafis0
I drove 6 hours straight to see a very cute german girl i met online. I passed the entire saturday alone because she had to work (she didn't tell me that) in this little german village with only cows and farms, and the next day with her, her mom and little sister feeding animals at the local zoo.
- orrinward20
Oh I have another one, but it wasn't so much dating as fuckbuddy roommates.
When I was interning in London I was homeless for 3 months. I just crashed at peoples houses. Friends... girls I hooked up with e.t.c. I started hooking up with a friend-of-a-friend and ended up living with her and her 2 flatmates for a month and a half or so. Instead of paying rent I would cook and provide wine for them. It was a lot of fun. The weird part was that I was hooking up and sleeping in the same bed as one of the girls, but I liked someone else a lot at the time and she was still hooking up with her ex. It wasn't emotional at all. We were friends who liked to have sex, but basically sometimes her ex would come over and I'd have to put all of my stuff under her bed and in her wardrobe and pretend like I was one of her flatmates boyfriends.
- We'd fuck when I got home from work, then I'd spend the night pretending to be bf to someone else and then hear them fucking in the evening.orrinward2
- them fucking in the evening. It was surreal but very fun.orrinward2
- Man I'm fucking weird...orrinward2
- lern 2 have boundariescannonball1978
- frankosonik0
First and only date with an IT Manager. During the date she kept texting on her Blackberry, making "emergency" support calls to Bangalore, yelling FUCK on those calls in a very small restaurant. In between calls, she talked about how her job was too demanding, didn't pay enough. She also went on and on about past abusive relationships. I said, "uh-uh, uh-huh, really?, WOW," the whole night.
When I dropped her off at her house she told me that she thought I was hot and that she wanted to take me upstairs to see her strap-on collection. They say in life you only regret the things you never did. No regrets at all about driving away quickly that night.
- scarabin0
i was 17 and ended up having sex with a 14 year old on the roof of an abandoned house. it was awful and afterward she kept talking about how she wanted to get married. i only met her that day. kids.
another time i went to dinner with this other girl and she gave me such terrible head afterward i actually pretended to hear someone calling me and i took off. i also faked an orgasm with this girl once. awkward.
went on a movie date with this girl i was seeing. she brought her friend and i ended up fingering her friend during the film. needless to say we ended soon after that
- i'd keep that first one to yourself
-_-set - i did nothing wrongscarabin
- legalmoldero
- Dude we should hang out, A man after my own heart.necromation
- Just don't hang out with him on abandoned roofs.nikdaum
- Thats legal in the US? You could be put in prison for that shit in the UK.set
- Legal or not it's pretty fecking gross.... ;-)set
- it's not gross when you're 17. besides, age of consent is 14 in many places around the worldscarabin
- http://www.avert.org…scarabin
- Movie theater thing is pretty hot. I'll give you $500 if you can tell me what movie was playing...CanHasQBN
- no fucking clue :/scarabin
- It's a bit gross in my opinion. 17 is sexually matured, 14 is.... a child.set
- hate if you want, but it really wasn't a big deal at that agescarabin
- haha done that. fingering a girl in the theatre while her friend was there with us. pretty hot :) except i wasn't fingering the friend tho.pango
- friend tho.pango
- i banged a 14 year old when i was 17. we're now married.. 31 and 29. Point being scarabin is not a rapist.bogue
- If you're over 16.
14 is statutory rape..
not sure if you get a freepass cause it's on a roof though.BH26 - you guys just haven't met the right little kid yetscarabin
- fucking zingbigtrick
- Was "zing" her name?Mr_Mxyzptlk
- It's gross in a way but 17 year olds are not necessarily mature either. Age of consent is 14 over here too. Just don't bringJaline
- it up often when you're speaking to others. People can't help but be a weirded out, and understandably so.Jaline
- set isn't 'hating', merely pointing out that it could be considered statutory rape.ian
- P.S. Never brag about these type of creepy stories.Jaline
- i'd keep that first one to yourself
- cruddlebub0
i used to go out all the time in my early 20's and often went home with a lady, on one occasion i was so drunk i barely remember meeting this particular girl, or how we got back to my flat.
what i do remember is popping a blue kite shaped pill and fucking this girl until she squirted everywhere....
i remember waking up puking everywhere wondering who she was and where she'd come from.
my bed was soaked...
- i approve this messagenecromation
- so you popped a viagra?bulletfactory
- fooler0
The weirdest date I ever went on was way back when I was in High School in the 90's. This really popular blonde cheerleader who was way out of my league asked me, a scruffy little artsy grunge kid, out. I picked her up blaring Nirvana, whom she never heard of before then took her to see My Private Idaho, a Gus Van Sant movie about gay street hustlers. I think she was terrified but we ended up dating and living together for 5 years.
- scarabin0
i used to go to gay bars a lot back in the day. i ended up making out with this lesbian chick who took me to a corner and put her hand down my pants for a quick grope... few days later i found out the girl had a missing finger
- Frosty_spl0
I was still a virgin when I was a senior in high school. I met a college girl, blonde, big boobs, nerdy, opera singer, but pretty hot. I went to her place and she reeked of margaritas. We went out to eat, then back to her place. She showed me how to rub her naughty bits, as we watched porn. I didn't have sex with her though (should have).
What bothered me is her wierd strappy high heeled sandals she wore with thick socks.
- any time i make out with a girl who was drinking margaritas, it reminds me of her
Frosty_spl - This is awesome!orrinward2
- any time i make out with a girl who was drinking margaritas, it reminds me of her
- necromation0
I could write shit all day on here...
i have done weird and wonderful things on first dates.
This one chick i met freelancing, seemed cool (german)
thought as i'm freelancing it's okay to go in...So at dinner she starts crying about work and how she
is misunderstood...blah, blah, blah (charlie brown adult sound)
she thought was so caring that she would do something for me...She fingered herself at our dinner table.
Needless to say i wasn't very hungry after that and we fucked on some steps next to a bus stop in King Cross.
Good days
- scarabin0
strangest entertainment was my first poly date... there wasn't anything to do in florida when i was a kid so me and the girls walked to wal-mart and shoplifted candy, then walked to a bookstore where we sat in a toy train in the kid's section making out and watching disney movies before having a threesome in the restroom handicap stall. i guess someone noticed 'cause we got tossed out.
man we used to make a scene in places, those rednecks just couldn't handle it
- to this day i can't watch "a bug's life" without getting a bonerscarabin
- lolnikdaum
- Please, scarabin, more. And write a book too! "My Sordid Awesomeness" By The Scarabin.mg33
- hahaha...radnecromation
- necromation0
once dated a chick who would only do anal... as she wanted to remain a virgin. one word.
CREAMPIE!!!
- necromation0
Man... It really makes you think back at all the crazy shit you did to get laid... cause to be honest that what you trying to do.
I slept with some traveler chick from barnet after a double date at maccy's D's. man she was smelly but she was sooo hot...
She keep saying that if the rest found out she would get in big trouble and me to. she was so juicy.
i am gonna burn in hell.
- armsbottomer0
she decided to plan out a romantic date: browned bagged 40s, snacks, and a movie in the park (tomkins square park in new york city, to be precise). we were midway into the movie when she started cuddling aggressively on our blanket, making out with me as though she were a dog and i was a slab of peanut butter stuck to the bottom of a jar , saliva everywhere. however, i noticed her attention was aimed towards another couple right next to us who were also snuggling and making out.
after about a minute of said aggressive kissing, she abruptly pulls away from me and tosses her beer bottle at the couple next to us, then proceeds to tear the guy away from his lady friend and beat him. this almost immediately dissolves into loud arguing, and the rest of the moviegoers were now focused on this crazy pair. the girl who was with the guy arguing started talking to me, saying that he had mentioned a crazy ex-girlfriend and it was probably my date. we decided to go to nearby bar as the other two were still causing a scene, we're still friends to this day.
fucking stakeouts.
- SunSunSun0
Good thread.
- tasty0
Talent show.
- HijoDMaite0
did you think twice about doing the whole dinner/movie thing as a first date? two hours in a dark movie theater seems like a bad place to get to know someone.
at least she agreed to go to your house for drinks afterwards.
- it always boggles my mind why on earth anyone would go to the cinema on a first date.set
- yupmoldero
- because it give you something to talk about later. agreeing or disagreeing with characther choices...TheMagicSheep
- on comides, do you have a similar sense of humor?TheMagicSheep
- how can they handle complex story arcs? do i have to explain the motivations of characters?TheMagicSheep
