weird date you've been on
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- dijitaq
so my friend set me up with one of her office mate. we went out for dinner then a movie and all was great. then we proceed to go to my house and had a few drink. turns out when she gets tipsy she starts to sing church choirs, non-stop, until she passed out on the way when i took her home. to be fair she had a great voice.
what's your weirdest date?
- tasty0
Talent show.
- HijoDMaite0
did you think twice about doing the whole dinner/movie thing as a first date? two hours in a dark movie theater seems like a bad place to get to know someone.
at least she agreed to go to your house for drinks afterwards.
- it always boggles my mind why on earth anyone would go to the cinema on a first date.set
- yupmoldero
- because it give you something to talk about later. agreeing or disagreeing with characther choices...TheMagicSheep
- on comides, do you have a similar sense of humor?TheMagicSheep
- how can they handle complex story arcs? do i have to explain the motivations of characters?TheMagicSheep
- CanHasQBN0
I was once set up with a co-worker's friend. We had dinner at Olive Garden, and then watched El Fugitivo (Spanish dubbed) in his basement. We had some drinks. But apparently when he drinks, he starts talking non-stop about his ex, so I had to put my fingers in my ears and then I closed my eyes and started singing some old songs from my church days to drown out his sobbing. I pretended to pass out so that he would shut up and start groping me.... but he didn't, he just took me home.
I think he's g-a-y??
- haha, brilliantChristian
- there's a typo error: "in his basement" should be "in her basement".i_was
- it's not a typo, cowboy.CanHasQBN
- More a lapsus than typoGeorgesII
- +1Masterramos
- CALLES0
i dont go on dates... usually CALLES smash first and then relationships flourish after that
- The only way!necromation
- Ha!mg33
- +1Glitterati_Duane
- CALLES SMASH!!GeorgesII
- sine0
i had this one-night-stand kinda thing... girl from a local bar, but we've chatted before, etc. she was probably about 5 or so years older than me.
anyway, so we're getting it on at her place, and towards the end she asks if i want to see something and i say sure... she says hold out your hand and she squirts milk from her boob into my hand and says "i'm a mommy".
then she started getting kinda angry and a bit aggressive saying "you like fucking mommies, hey?" and squirting me with milk from her boobs. it wasn't sexy. it was kinda scary actually. i just tried to stay calm, finished up, got dressed and got out of there.
i figured her baby-daddy probably left her with nothing and now she's got some hate for all guys. that's my crazy milf story. haha, makes me sound so ghetto.
- AHAHAHAHA... she came on your hand.CanHasQBN
- lol. Nothing wrong with milfs. That squirting thing though. DamnGlitterati_Duane
- http://25.media.tumb…pablo28
- sounds like the beginning of a strange grad school NYU student movie....vaxorcist
- milf milk storyraf
- ahahahahah
traumatic yet hillarious, feel sorry for youGeorgesII - Sounds like a Brooklyn story.necromation
- ahahahahahbigtrick
- yes georges, funny now. i told my girlfriend this story the other day and she thought it was hilarious too.sine
- Been trying to get my wife to do this to me ever since we had our baby!!mathinc
- friend of mine said he was sucking on this chick's tit and he got a mouthful of itscarabin
- reminds me of a Louie CK episode, the one with the crazy girlmoldero
- Yeah Scarabin. I can relate...Glitterati_Duane
- haha yes moldero. was kinda like that.sine
- mekk0
met a girl at a party and hat a date with her the next week. turned out she was about twice my age. then she was constantly talking about some universe and engery shit. and tried to read from my hands
- vaxorcist0
Once upon a time in art school.... I had a crush on a very goth woman with a foreign accent.. she and I went to a bar, she ordered a guinnes... and she kept checking out the other women there, whispering to me and admiring the women's anatomy... especially their asses .... quite vocally, in great detail... yes...she was telling me she was a lesbian... we became good friends and later were regulars at a bar where we played pool, and ....went there to check out the women...
- set0
Weirdest girl I ever went on a date with texted me everytime I left for even 2 minutes. I'd go to the toilet and get a text asking how long I was going to be, or when I went to the bar she'd text me saying 'double vodka tonic, remember? How long you going to be?'
fucking weird one.
- orrinward20
1. Dabbled in online dating at one point. We'd been speaking to each other online for 2 months and we got on great. Mainly email with a bit of Skype video chat stuff. She suggested we go out for dinner. We meet up for dinner and she was just incredibly shy and would only have 1-word responses to my questions. As we finished dinner and were about to part ways she kissed me and told me how great a time she'd had. I swear I didn't get a full sentence out of her the whole time...
2. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd date with my missus of nearly 4 years. She worked bar at a fetish club in SW London and it was my first time on the scene. On a break she and I were fooling around in one of the 'glory hole' areas. While I was being taken care of down under I had a look through the 'booby grope' bit and just saw a naked bearded old fat dude in big leather boots in the corner fapping. To this day I remember the old men at those clubs as 'santa who has lost his clothes'...
- orrinward20
3. Not a date as such. I was hooking up with this eastern european girl in a club one night and it was really fun. She says her friends have a table so she took me in to a private room behind a curtain. There were a bunch of smartly dressed guys and girls and a fucking brick of cocaine on the table. It turns out her brother was in some sort of mob (I presume) and one of the guys asked me if I wanted to try some of the coke. When I said no he picked up a jacket on the table to reveal a gun and insisted I took some. That was the scariest moment in my life. I was 19. This was in a pretty well-known club in London too...
- So did you?SunSunSun
- you seem to have scary and awesome confusedset
- Did I what? Do the coke? If a man has a gun and cocaine and tells you to do cocaine you do cocaine.orrinward2
- yep, the coke. haha, scary assholes they must have been.SunSunSun
- Moral of the story: never pass up free cocainetFour
- moral of the story: even if you prefer diet, you drink the regular coke when a gun is involved.bigtrick
- CanHasQBN0
I had a blind date once. She said she couldn't see me anymore.
- Beeswax0
I found this girl on the net and we met at a crowded cafe where all the tables were so close to each other.
It was pretty uncomfortable having that introductory conversation. She had a lot of really bright colored make-up and in the first 10 minutes she pulled out her harmonica and started playing some song that I guess she made up. Everybody was looking at us. I wanted to just get up and runaway. I didn't, gave her a ride to her house in a sketchy neighborhood.
- booya0
Two wierd ones....
#1 - Had never been to a restaurant before and seemed to be a bit baffled with the wine-ordering and serving - not really know about ordering from a menu (wtf). It was only tapas and nothing particularly fancy.#2 - She turns up and says she just found out her dad has been cheating on her mum for years. Cries at the bar of the restaurant and I'm getting loads of random looks. I tell her we can re-arrange and if she's feeling ok, she says no, have a very uncomfortable meal where she cant talk about anything else. I fucking pay like an alpha I am.
- mathinc0
Back in the internet dating days I met this dental student, things went good as far as the communication so we set up a date. I get to her place and she's really cute so then she says, 'Let's walk to this restaurant I like.' We ended up walking like 3 miles each way. This happened on all three of the dates we went on, 6 mi round trip dinner walks. I tried to hold her hand once, she stopped me and she says, 'I only hold hands if you become my boyfriend.' Then she ended it saying she got back with her ex.. this was fine with me, I was sore from all the walking and honestly we had run out of things to talk about after 18 miles of walking. Then a few months later she texts me and wants to meet up.. I figured, 'what the hell, at least I'll get some exercise.' I sent her a text a couple days before we were going to meet up and she writes back and says, 'I've got a new boyfriend, please stop texting me.' Very odd chick.
- 'Back in the internet dating days'... isnt that... now?set
- ha.. back in MY internet dating days. I'm married now, so this is all ancient history.mathinc
- Nah it's all about 'Offline Dating' now where you sign up to dating sites and your phone...orrinward2
- ... beeps when a match is nearby.orrinward2
- Well it seems this chick walks everywhere, so turn on your app and she'll pass by sooner or later.mathinc
- LOLSunSunSun
- mg330
I only have dating disappointments that are worth telling. Went out on one date with a girl I met online in college - she found my geocities website and was also a webdesigner, probably 1999 or 2000. Lots of chatting over ICQ, she sent me some photos of herself, pretty cute. Went on a date with her, she had a bit more of a squatty body than the pictures showed and one of those partial upper lips that revealed her choppers.
Anyhow, back at her place after dinner, just sitting and talking and eventually she puts her hand on mine. I made up some excuse about needing to go because I wasn't actually very attracted to her.
As I got older I really beat myself up over not seeing where that hand could have really gone. She wasn't that bad looking, I was just this shy idiot trying too hard to be the nice guy.
OK, sorry for letting the air out of this thread.
- Irafis0
I drove 6 hours straight to see a very cute german girl i met online. I passed the entire saturday alone because she had to work (she didn't tell me that) in this little german village with only cows and farms, and the next day with her, her mom and little sister feeding animals at the local zoo.
- orrinward20
Oh I have another one, but it wasn't so much dating as fuckbuddy roommates.
When I was interning in London I was homeless for 3 months. I just crashed at peoples houses. Friends... girls I hooked up with e.t.c. I started hooking up with a friend-of-a-friend and ended up living with her and her 2 flatmates for a month and a half or so. Instead of paying rent I would cook and provide wine for them. It was a lot of fun. The weird part was that I was hooking up and sleeping in the same bed as one of the girls, but I liked someone else a lot at the time and she was still hooking up with her ex. It wasn't emotional at all. We were friends who liked to have sex, but basically sometimes her ex would come over and I'd have to put all of my stuff under her bed and in her wardrobe and pretend like I was one of her flatmates boyfriends.
- We'd fuck when I got home from work, then I'd spend the night pretending to be bf to someone else and then hear them fucking in the evening.orrinward2
- them fucking in the evening. It was surreal but very fun.orrinward2
- Man I'm fucking weird...orrinward2
- lern 2 have boundariescannonball1978
- frankosonik0
First and only date with an IT Manager. During the date she kept texting on her Blackberry, making "emergency" support calls to Bangalore, yelling FUCK on those calls in a very small restaurant. In between calls, she talked about how her job was too demanding, didn't pay enough. She also went on and on about past abusive relationships. I said, "uh-uh, uh-huh, really?, WOW," the whole night.
When I dropped her off at her house she told me that she thought I was hot and that she wanted to take me upstairs to see her strap-on collection. They say in life you only regret the things you never did. No regrets at all about driving away quickly that night.
- scarabin0
i was 17 and ended up having sex with a 14 year old on the roof of an abandoned house. it was awful and afterward she kept talking about how she wanted to get married. i only met her that day. kids.
another time i went to dinner with this other girl and she gave me such terrible head afterward i actually pretended to hear someone calling me and i took off. i also faked an orgasm with this girl once. awkward.
went on a movie date with this girl i was seeing. she brought her friend and i ended up fingering her friend during the film. needless to say we ended soon after that
- i'd keep that first one to yourself
-_-set - i did nothing wrongscarabin
- legalmoldero
- Dude we should hang out, A man after my own heart.necromation
- Just don't hang out with him on abandoned roofs.nikdaum
- Thats legal in the US? You could be put in prison for that shit in the UK.set
- Legal or not it's pretty fecking gross.... ;-)set
- it's not gross when you're 17. besides, age of consent is 14 in many places around the worldscarabin
- http://www.avert.org…scarabin
- Movie theater thing is pretty hot. I'll give you $500 if you can tell me what movie was playing...CanHasQBN
- no fucking clue :/scarabin
- It's a bit gross in my opinion. 17 is sexually matured, 14 is.... a child.set
- hate if you want, but it really wasn't a big deal at that agescarabin
- haha done that. fingering a girl in the theatre while her friend was there with us. pretty hot :) except i wasn't fingering the friend tho.pango
- friend tho.pango
- i banged a 14 year old when i was 17. we're now married.. 31 and 29. Point being scarabin is not a rapist.bogue
- If you're over 16.
14 is statutory rape..
not sure if you get a freepass cause it's on a roof though.BH26 - you guys just haven't met the right little kid yetscarabin
- fucking zingbigtrick
- Was "zing" her name?Mr_Mxyzptlk
- It's gross in a way but 17 year olds are not necessarily mature either. Age of consent is 14 over here too. Just don't bringJaline
- it up often when you're speaking to others. People can't help but be a weirded out, and understandably so.Jaline
- set isn't 'hating', merely pointing out that it could be considered statutory rape.ian
- P.S. Never brag about these type of creepy stories.Jaline
- i'd keep that first one to yourself