weird date you've been on
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- cruddlebub0
i used to go out all the time in my early 20's and often went home with a lady, on one occasion i was so drunk i barely remember meeting this particular girl, or how we got back to my flat.
what i do remember is popping a blue kite shaped pill and fucking this girl until she squirted everywhere....
i remember waking up puking everywhere wondering who she was and where she'd come from.
my bed was soaked...
- i approve this messagenecromation
- so you popped a viagra?bulletfactory
- ArsenicPants0
all these stories do is make me think about how shitty my life is
- how shitty is your life?pango
- i wouldn't call us degenerates 'lucky'...necromation
- TheGreatGlorpo0
It's better to tell a friends story. I guess it was a date. More like a date in time he'll always remember.
He'd been with these two chicks all night and one of them really wanted to fuck him. They were super drunk and got the wise idea to drive to the gambling boats in Indiana. As he's driving, the girl who wanted to fuck him is in the passenger seat and starts with a BJ. Feeling like the girl in the back was being left out, he reaches back with his hand and starts fingering her through her skirt. How he's driving and not dying, who knows.
So they gamble a bit, drink more, then drive back to the city. The girl who wanted to fuck him had to go to work in the morning and he had to drop her off at her parents or something, then take the other girl home. Well, that girl started begging to have sex with him. He wanted none of it. She thought it best to insult him for being a guy and not taking free pussy, like he wasn't a man or something. Well, that did it alright and he pulled into a bank parking lot in a busy intersection and they fucked right there in the backseat of the car as the sun was coming up. He was not going to let a girl insult him like that.
- I did that last night. The two drunk fiends having sex with one of them in her car in the hotel car park. It was a good time.eoin
- pango0
can we count how many stories here are related to catholic school girls?
- cannonball19780
I went out with a girl who made me punch her in the leg when we finally got around to doing the dirty. Something about getting a charlie horse got her off.
- necromation0
I dated a this girl for a few months back in the early 90's, we
had been to this hardcore rave and we went back to hers.We was sleeping on her sofa in the livingroom we was both
buzzing, and after about an hour of messing around we feel
asleep... And i had the toilet dream and piss all over her back
and sofa.Oh how we laughed.
- Frosty_spl0
When I was 18, I met this kinda thick half korean girl at a church function. She was a terrible kisser. We ended up going out on our first date to somewhere normal, then went back to her place (lived with her parents still). I fingered her on the couch for an hour. When her parents came home, she blew me in the back yard.
Today, she is a catholic school teacher.
- AWESOME!necromation
- i knew a kinda thick half korean girl. we called her korean snooki... ya kinda mean...pango
- eoin0
I only noticed after the date that she had six fingers on each hand. I told my friend about it and he said he used to work with her, they called her Speed Dial...
- sooo ummm.... how was "it"?pango
- That sounds really mean, and I didn't date her again, but it wasn't because of the fingers, she was a terrible kisser.eoin
- @pango it didn't go further than a bit of a snogeoin
- oh.. disappointing... :(pango
- should have made it a point to get a hand job from a 6 fingered womanmoldero
- what moldy said.pango
- Notedeoin
- Was this man following you?
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- pango0
Dated a suicidal chick. (in no relation to suicidal girl). it's just like all the other cliche story... she tried, it didn't work, you take care of her and she tried again... sleeping pill, wrist cutting, all that. Fortunately she's still alive... I can't even remember why she was so depressing...
I think somehow i am attracted to girls who's broken inside...- easy to feel needed, there are two sides to co-dependency, the rock & the needyalbums
- ya... i genuinely wanted to heal and help her. Then soon realized it's beyond me.pango
- had a cutter once, super hot, but damn crazy as bat shitmoldero
- bookstore girl from above used to have me scratch scars into her arm. says she still has 'em. kinda crazyscarabin
- she was a catholic school girl btw...pango
- waterhouse0
I request moar.
- SunSunSun0
Good thread.
- armsbottomer0
she decided to plan out a romantic date: browned bagged 40s, snacks, and a movie in the park (tomkins square park in new york city, to be precise). we were midway into the movie when she started cuddling aggressively on our blanket, making out with me as though she were a dog and i was a slab of peanut butter stuck to the bottom of a jar , saliva everywhere. however, i noticed her attention was aimed towards another couple right next to us who were also snuggling and making out.
after about a minute of said aggressive kissing, she abruptly pulls away from me and tosses her beer bottle at the couple next to us, then proceeds to tear the guy away from his lady friend and beat him. this almost immediately dissolves into loud arguing, and the rest of the moviegoers were now focused on this crazy pair. the girl who was with the guy arguing started talking to me, saying that he had mentioned a crazy ex-girlfriend and it was probably my date. we decided to go to nearby bar as the other two were still causing a scene, we're still friends to this day.
fucking stakeouts.
- necromation0
Man... It really makes you think back at all the crazy shit you did to get laid... cause to be honest that what you trying to do.
I slept with some traveler chick from barnet after a double date at maccy's D's. man she was smelly but she was sooo hot...
She keep saying that if the rest found out she would get in big trouble and me to. she was so juicy.
i am gonna burn in hell.
- necromation0
once dated a chick who would only do anal... as she wanted to remain a virgin. one word.
CREAMPIE!!!
- scarabin0
strangest entertainment was my first poly date... there wasn't anything to do in florida when i was a kid so me and the girls walked to wal-mart and shoplifted candy, then walked to a bookstore where we sat in a toy train in the kid's section making out and watching disney movies before having a threesome in the restroom handicap stall. i guess someone noticed 'cause we got tossed out.
man we used to make a scene in places, those rednecks just couldn't handle it
- to this day i can't watch "a bug's life" without getting a bonerscarabin
- lolnikdaum
- Please, scarabin, more. And write a book too! "My Sordid Awesomeness" By The Scarabin.mg33
- hahaha...radnecromation
- necromation0
I could write shit all day on here...
i have done weird and wonderful things on first dates.
This one chick i met freelancing, seemed cool (german)
thought as i'm freelancing it's okay to go in...So at dinner she starts crying about work and how she
is misunderstood...blah, blah, blah (charlie brown adult sound)
she thought was so caring that she would do something for me...She fingered herself at our dinner table.
Needless to say i wasn't very hungry after that and we fucked on some steps next to a bus stop in King Cross.
Good days
- Frosty_spl0
I was still a virgin when I was a senior in high school. I met a college girl, blonde, big boobs, nerdy, opera singer, but pretty hot. I went to her place and she reeked of margaritas. We went out to eat, then back to her place. She showed me how to rub her naughty bits, as we watched porn. I didn't have sex with her though (should have).
What bothered me is her wierd strappy high heeled sandals she wore with thick socks.
- any time i make out with a girl who was drinking margaritas, it reminds me of her
Frosty_spl - This is awesome!orrinward2
- any time i make out with a girl who was drinking margaritas, it reminds me of her
- scarabin0
i used to go to gay bars a lot back in the day. i ended up making out with this lesbian chick who took me to a corner and put her hand down my pants for a quick grope... few days later i found out the girl had a missing finger