weird date you've been on
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i had this one-night-stand kinda thing... girl from a local bar, but we've chatted before, etc. she was probably about 5 or so years older than me.
anyway, so we're getting it on at her place, and towards the end she asks if i want to see something and i say sure... she says hold out your hand and she squirts milk from her boob into my hand and says "i'm a mommy".
then she started getting kinda angry and a bit aggressive saying "you like fucking mommies, hey?" and squirting me with milk from her boobs. it wasn't sexy. it was kinda scary actually. i just tried to stay calm, finished up, got dressed and got out of there.
i figured her baby-daddy probably left her with nothing and now she's got some hate for all guys. that's my crazy milf story. haha, makes me sound so ghetto.
- AHAHAHAHA... she came on your hand.CanHasQBN
- lol. Nothing wrong with milfs. That squirting thing though. DamnGlitterati_Duane
- http://25.media.tumb…pablo28
- sounds like the beginning of a strange grad school NYU student movie....vaxorcist
- milf milk storyraf
- ahahahahah
traumatic yet hillarious, feel sorry for youGeorgesII - Sounds like a Brooklyn story.necromation
- ahahahahahbigtrick
- yes georges, funny now. i told my girlfriend this story the other day and she thought it was hilarious too.sine
- Been trying to get my wife to do this to me ever since we had our baby!!mathinc
- friend of mine said he was sucking on this chick's tit and he got a mouthful of itscarabin
- reminds me of a Louie CK episode, the one with the crazy girlmoldero
- Yeah Scarabin. I can relate...Glitterati_Duane
- haha yes moldero. was kinda like that.sine