weird date you've been on
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1. Dabbled in online dating at one point. We'd been speaking to each other online for 2 months and we got on great. Mainly email with a bit of Skype video chat stuff. She suggested we go out for dinner. We meet up for dinner and she was just incredibly shy and would only have 1-word responses to my questions. As we finished dinner and were about to part ways she kissed me and told me how great a time she'd had. I swear I didn't get a full sentence out of her the whole time...
2. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd date with my missus of nearly 4 years. She worked bar at a fetish club in SW London and it was my first time on the scene. On a break she and I were fooling around in one of the 'glory hole' areas. While I was being taken care of down under I had a look through the 'booby grope' bit and just saw a naked bearded old fat dude in big leather boots in the corner fapping. To this day I remember the old men at those clubs as 'santa who has lost his clothes'...