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- sted1
- Ramanisky20
- The look of raw contempt on the one in the back's face is pure gold.
Also, she's not wrong.Continuity - ^ https://i.ibb.co/5sr…Ramanisky2
- Even that great rack doesn't help with the urge I have for her to be harmed in some way.HAYZ1LLLA
- Wow what's wrong with you guys. What's punchable heresarahfailin
- Titz excuse a lot.BusterBoy
- What do you eat?
I eat attention!jagara - @sarahfailin the TikTok-like attention seeking is a bit punchable. At least it's pretty annoying. Relax, enjoy your damn pancakes.jagara
- Retarded shitcontent for fagscrazyprick
- ^ WOWHAYZ1LLLA
- Is it not?crazyprick
- LOL. I just don't think retards and fags are the preferred modern nomenclatures dude.HAYZ1LLLA
- Preferred by you?crazyprick
- Preferred by anyone that isn't trolling anonymously online. I'm positive you don't use those words in public in civilised society.HAYZ1LLLA
- You don't know shit. My gay friends use the word fag all the fucking time, idiot.crazyprick
- ^ Yea that is like saying I know some black guys who use the N word all the time. So imma use it too. Good luck with that.HAYZ1LLLA
- Nigga? This shit has no power. Like cracker. The word nigg_r, however, is a different thing.crazyprick
- ^ once again, user name checks out.CyBrainX
- Not to mention, this stupid girl and her pancakes aren't gay or mentally challenged. Calling her a dork would have been more accurate.CyBrainX
- Calling someone a fag is not about someone being gay, you stupid fuckcrazyprick
- And that retarded bitch is a dorkcrazyprick
- The look of raw contempt on the one in the back's face is pure gold.
- Ramanisky27
wtf?!?
- jagara0
People who refer to cooked (boiled/fried/baked) foods as "processed". Yes, well, technically that is a food that has been processed (with heat), but it isn't a fucking Dannon kids yogurt, or some frankenstein TV dinner.
- Tell them to go eat raw liver.Continuity
- ^ they already eat raw liverGnash
- Or they already eat hyper-processed foods and are trying a little bit of whataboutism.Continuity
- Wow this is new to me. I didn’t realize cooking was processed for some. Weird.monospaced
- Raw food people. They also consider frozen foods processed.jagara
- I bet they also think oat juice is a milkmonospaced
- They don't. I called it oat milk, they'll correct you to call it oat drink.jagara
- lolmonospaced
- Continuity0
Wannabe social media influencers no-one's ever heard of who stick 'official' in their SM handles, in the vague hope of being actually famous.
- All influencers deserve to be punched, metaphorically.NBQ00
- No Figuratively!utopian
- Who dved this, this is realgrafician
- what's real and truly punchable is the dumbfuck truth that there are people who actually care about thismonospaced
- Ramanisky226
- flolContinuity
- HahaGnash
- #messwithtexasCyBrainX
- To be fair, its a very punchable face.Akagiyama
- Literallyutopian
- Headline of the fucking day, holy shit! hahahahha!elahon
- Without reading the headline, I thought it was hybrid Chrissie/Trumpcanoe
- what u think .. which body part gets the most hits ? throat or nuts i speculate...neverscared
- Right in his smug face, I hope.elahon
- I wanna see the aftermath.Continuity
- Could be an actual business idea. Charge per punch. Or 5 min session with a baseball batpango
- they are locking it up in a closed room.... just like trumpo loco in flesh is on the pathway to end up ... what a coincidence.neverscared
- @never: definitely the throat. Right in the Neck Vagina.Akagiyama
- Wish I could like this twiceYakuZoku
- That would be fun!formed
- the hair looks more realistic than his real hair!fooler
- YakuZoku2
- I always thought he was mentally disabled... is he not?kalkal
- "Copyright infrinchment"palimpsest
- utopian2
Martin Shkreli says he had a great time in prison and got spaghetti and sauce smuggled in for meals with his mob boss pal.
- I want to curb-stomp him.Continuity
- I had had nothing to do with it, pal.palimpsest
- sarahfailin5
I know it's been said but MOTION SMOOTHING on TVs everywhere. Are we cursed to live with this forever??
- I secretly fixed a few friends TV’s who had motion smoothing on. Some didn’t even notice the difference.Ramanisky2
- You can switch it off?NBQ00
- It can be turned off of course.monospaced
- I found it strange when I showed some The With and The Without motion smoothing and they still didn’t know what I was talking about. So I just left it ON .. lolRamanisky2
- People who have it on don't notice. No one actually prefers it!! I hear it's good for live sports but NOTHING ELSE.sarahfailin
- Yup. "Soap Opera Mode".
^ONLY SPORTSAkagiyama - pisses me off to no end. looks so horrid. since when did tech companies decide how we all should watch content? zero consultation with actual filmmakersinteliboy
- only the awakened can seeBeeswax
- Isn’t there a psa video from Spielberg and Scorsese saying you gotta turn it off as ruins experience and they show differences or did I dream thatprophetone
- Close enough?
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - I’m not crazy!
https://www.youtube.…prophetone - FILMMAKER MODEprophetone
- Good for dvd pornos thonb
- Ram - I do the same thing, always have. People think because their TV is "expensive" that it's a feature meant to be used.mg33
- sausages5
My mother in law who has siphoned millions of dollars out of my wife's dad's estate after he suffered a traumatic brain injury in spite of him still being very much alive.
The guy was very rich but she's trying to get him locked up in a free dementia death ward and we're gunning for premium 1:1 care in a top notch care facility (and a cap on her 25k per month "expenses".)
Lawyers, barristers and QCs are in the game now. FK me this is going to get expensive.
- You MIL sounds like an absolutely horrid individual.Continuity
- As if finding care for someone wasn't hard enough.lemmy_k
- The only thing worse than a family fighting over inheritance is a fight when the person in question isn't even dead.CyBrainX
- We're just fighting for care, inheritance isn't in question. Just don't want a good man dying in a shithole.sausages
- OOF jesus, man this sounds like the kinda thing that can really sour your life. Godd luck!Projectile
- thats horrible to hear, good that you got his best interests at heart, when its clear she doesn't.Nutter
- glad you're looking out but was he an utter piece of shit to your MIL? My Dad is great to his kids—but was SHIT to my Mom. She'd do the same thing as yours—lol.PonyBoy
- fooler7
The one designer on your team that always updates their Adobe applications making you also update yours before opening any of their files... It usually happens while working on the weekends while under a tight deadline.
- Akagiyama8
Finally got the '3 video' warning from You Tube and I'm blocked unless I turn off ad-blockers
Fuck right off You Tube.
- They finally caught up with me yesterday!
Today I have been watching videos with ads and I have to say it's riling me up something chronic.HAYZ1LLLA - ^ hacanoe
- Seeing Ad 1 of 2 and both are 15sec long and no skipping ... FUUU ...
Rage from 28 Days LaterRamanisky2 - I am genuinely curious to know how many have actually paid for YT Premium. After all of these years of free content, my guess is: not many.Continuity
- YT Premium is probably another one for the Google Graveyard.Continuity
- Lol fuck YouTube? It’s given you nothing but free content over the yearsfuturefood
- I say fuck the desperate companies who need their advertising. I will never buy their shit anywaysfuturefood
- What? You get banned for using adblockers? I've been using them for years, haven't seen an ad on desktop since 2014???jagara
- +1 futurefood - I watch Youtube more than any other 'network' and have been thinking to start paying over the past few months.
I AM cheap though, lol...Nairn - Nothing good on YouTube anywaynb
- Nothing good on YouTube? I love my YT Premium. That anytime over Netflix or any other streaming service.NBQ00
- they have different pricing depending on your location. I pay $1 a month since bought in Turkey.Beeswax
- Well, I'm still watching, but it can still go fuck off :)Akagiyama
- I know some of you here watch an insane amount of total drivel on YouTubenb
- "Nothing good on YouTube" Is one of the most moronic thing I've ever heard. LOL.HAYZ1LLLA
- Surely there must be a smart enough adblocker???Projectile
- just made this extension for chrome to get around it... https://www.qbn.com/…kingsteven
- They finally caught up with me yesterday!
- Nairn0
Gophr.
What the fuck is the point of a 'service' which not only completely misses the delivery window its set itself, but enables you to track your driver as he starts driving in the complete opposite direction of where he should, then for another 40 minutes ot get added on to your ETA.
Literally, what is the point?
I've not booked one (due to previous poor experience) but a client has and the package I thought I was going to receive at 10am or so has been re-booked twice and still hasn't been picked up from the client's, never mind gotten anywhere near here.
- Bennn-3
These assholes who pull like crazy on their dog because the dog walk a little bit too fast or just want to smell something.
I WOULD PUNCH THEM BAD
There's a dude in my window right now who keep going north south north south with his 2 dogs and all he do is pulling, even pulling the fuckin hair of one of them! That man looks so angry. What an unpleasant walk this is for these poor dogs.
- True, but also punches for people who don't know how to regulate their empathy for other peoples dogs.cannonball1978
- really? but you punched a woman in the subway...imbecile
- No i never punch a woman, imbecile. You seems to love thats story, dont you? imbecile, imbecileBennn
- you told us you did. so either you hit her or you lied about hitting a woman, so uh, that's on you, abuser.imbecile
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- Ramanisky24
- "black female..." is a bit cringe, but she is a cunt, regardless.Nairn
- No doubt she was a total bitch, and that isn’t excusable. But he fucking sucked so bad and was ruining that song. It would have driven me crazy too hearing him.monospaced
- Punches also for street performers who think they’re doing you a favor but are really just noise pollution and talentless hacks.monospaced
- you sound like funGnash
- I hate that song but he's not a bad musician. That woman is dumpster juice at best.CyBrainX
- Guess you had to be there mono?! I have no problem with buskers, but she was a total cunt. Why would she do that?Ianbolton
- agree with mono.sted
- I had to listen to the same fake indian music every day in the subway while going to work. After a few weeks it became annoying as fuck.sted
- Ben Wexler is a cuntimbecile
- street performer here won't stop playing stairway to heaven and wonder wall...pango
- mono just whines about street performers because of what it might do to property values.face_melter
- the fat fucking bitch. I she gets what she deserves.milfhunter
- why did he have to make that post about race? did he not spot the two people that helped him pick his keyboard up were also black? i'd say there is 2 cunts heredee-dubs
- Thought this was Shape's postjmckinno
- @dee-dubs - I don't think musician's the one who posted the video with that title.Nairn
- the channel's name is 'YouReact'
so i guess it's not the performer.pango - https://www.youtube.…_niko
- ahaha property values and street performers, a factor I didn't even think about while buying a flat.
how does it work?sted - There's good buskers, and then there's the guy with the electric erhu that does not know how to play.garbage
- Also there's a guy that makes his own puppets that sets up by my grocery store. He likes to call me a "faggot" via puppet when nobody is looking.garbage
- Noise pollution is part of the fun of living in a city. If you find yourself getting NIMBY about it, its probably time to move to the burbs with the old folks.garbage
- It bums me out seeing stuff like that, I think about the cost of the gear if it gets broken and how it could set the person back. Just from a moment of selfishPhanLo
- fun. I think someone who would do that to a stranger must have a lot of hurt in themselves if they get joy out of doing something like that.PhanLo
- ^ this. But also I don't worry about cost of gear, because I think that's one of Roland's weighted 88s. Those things are built like fucking tanks.garbage
- But yes, wtf.garbage
- I love a good street performer. I hired one for my marriage proposal even. I’ve performed in them too. This guy sings like shit and was not playing well.monospaced
- Assuming I’m talking about property values is stupid af.monospaced
- I do wish my property value goes down. lolpango
- lol pangoNairn
- The fact that she's black is irrelevant. The fact that's she's an asshole is not.jagara
- you see. vid was posted by channel that post other people's vid as content. minimum effort max views. controversial title gets more view.pango
- we got baited.pango
- jagara5
People who eat peaches when they have the consistency of an apple, and give you the "sure, whatever weirdo" look, when you point out that they are seriously unripe (and actually taste good when they are).
- You do know there are several types of peaches, right?dmay
- Yes. And these are the ones who should be eaten sweet, soft and juicy. Not crunchy and sour.jagara
- I could understand the punches for if they were making you eat them the way you don't like them, but.. let people be?Nairn
- I mean, of course, note their names down for putting on a train to the gas chambers when the revolution comes, but calm your tits 'til thenNairn
- NO! ALWAYS PUNCH! MUST RETAIN MY PUNCHES FOR THREAD POWER USER STATUS!jagara
- You had me at “people”imbecile
- jagara9
The commercial part of Christmas that begins in late august.
- On the plus side, Halloween decorations are being put up already.lemmy_k
- I'm in extreme agreement with this.CyBrainX
- You leave my lord and saviour Santa Claus alone I’ll worship him and his sexy elves all year round. If I want to!_niko
- ^ I feel that way about Mr. Hanky.CyBrainX
- monthly salaries play a major role in that.sted
- it starts that late in the year for you? Lucky!Akagiyama
- Here, we are reminded til book this years julefrokost (Danish Christmas gettogether) 5 months in advance.jagara
- doggydoggdog5
Astrology
- Girls who take astrology (and tarot) seriously love analcrazyprick
- lolYakuZoku
- Uranus is in retrograde.Akagiyama
- Dinky isn't wrongContinuity
- There is not a single woman that is not into astrology, yoga, stones healing and talking to the moon in 2023.ApeRobot
- Sure there are Ape, I know plenty of women who aren’t complete morons.monospaced
- Ape, you idiotcrazyprick
- You really never met a woman who doesn't believe in astrology?CyBrainX
- Did he fucking stutter?palimpsest
- lolmonospaced
- Ape you should forget that bordelsted
- Lol crazymaquito
- Ramanisky23
NY Times Columnist David Brooks here.
- $30 burger, $30 scotch, tax and tip.sarahfailin
- The burger and fries totals to $18 according to their menuRamanisky2
- Airport dining/food has taken a turn for the worse, I can only imagine the poor service inspired the reason to press send.canoe
- This is my chance to insert a rando into the void. DFW, massive delays to a connecting flight to John Wayne. We'd been there for fucking hours.garbage
- I go to get a $12 drink at the bar, and the only person there is this massively enhanced woman taking selfie, starts trying to get me in the background.garbage
- Eventually we chat, and she did tell me she was an industry gal, but wouldn't give her name.garbage
- So I'm somewhere in the void of a minor pornstar's IG, drinking horrible cocktails because I had a camera slung over my shoulder.garbage