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- CALLES0
anybody gotte injured during sex?
- nocomply0
Well my list of injuries is not going to top anyone else's here but I am listing them anyway for the sake of self-indulgence.
I broke the growth plate in my thumb skateboarding when I was 13 but to be honest it didn't really hurt that bad.
As soon as I got my cast of I tore some ligament in my toes while trying to jump over a fence. That one actually hurt more than the thumb.
A few years later I tore ligaments in my left ankle really badly in another skating mishap. It's kind of similar to what someone else posted here a little earlier. I tried to bail mid-air after launching off a big kicker ramp, but the board stuck to my left foot. When I landed the board (and my foot) shot out at like 100 miles an hour causing my ankle to roll over and snap like a twig. It swelled to the size of a grapefruit within minutes. I had a friend drive me home, but my mom wasn't there. These were the days before cell phones so I had to wait on the couch in agony for several hours before she could get home and take me to the hospital. That was actually kind of painful.
In around 2004 I cracked a rib in a snowboarding accident, but didn't know it until almost a year later during a medical examination. I just thought it was bruised and hurt like shit.
So yeah, my injuries aren't really too exiting and luckily I've never felt excruciating pain. *knock on wood.
- CALLES0
paraselene
shattered tailbone
do i want to know how?
- colab0
I once woke up after being sideswiped by a truck while riding my bike. The first thing I remember is looking over my shoulder and seeing some people yelling "Holy Fuck" Then I noticed my foot was beside my head. My leg was bent up behind me. Somehow I got up and walked my bike home. My girlfriend said that i looked like a ghost when i walked in. I went straight to bed. the pain still hadn't set in. I didn't feel anything until about 4 that morning when she had to carry me into a cab and off to the hospital. I remember being in the emergency room while the doctors were discussing the patient in the next bed. They were trying to decide whether it was worth saving this guys fingers or cutting them off. I think he mangled his hand in some machinery. My pain was minor compared to his.
- CALLES0
once i TIITB
- CALLES0
ok how about this... the only bone that i have broken in my life was the middle finger on my left hand... i woke up at 3 in the morning screaming at the top of my lungs so my parents rushed to the room to find my finger practically blown up... i could see the bone.. it was like it just blew up... we never found any blood in any object anywhere in my house.. till this day its still a mystery how i managed to do that
- BRNK0
I was snow boarding in 8th grade and decided I'd try a grab off of a 5 ft. kicker. What I didn't know was that there was glare ice at the landing of said kicker. I landed the grab crooked, my board shot out from under me and I landed on my ass, then my head slammed on the ice. I fractured my tailbone in two and gave myself a concussion.
The real pain came later though, because being in middle school, I refused to carry a rubber doughnut around to sit on. After 5 minutes of sitting, excruciating pain would set in, only to be made worse if I tried to stand up in a normal way. I had to spread my legs wide apart and stand up with a pelvic thrust in order to keep my tail bone from screaming out in pain... in the end it probably would have been better for my reputation to just sit on a damn doughnut!
- mistermik0
oh and I broke my neck.
Forgot about that.oh and i proper choked - was starting the fade to black, proper on floor haha - got rescued my old man. and to make it worse I was choking on an after 8 mint - what a way to go.
- co20
Chest tube and kidney stone. (Not at the same time.)
- soynutz70
1. When i did a face plant on my bike, and my front teeth went through the skin between my lips and my nose. i could blow out of it.
2. when i slipped on some ice drunk, smash my face on the ice. and fractured my cheekbone. THat wasn't the painful part. The next day didn't know that i had also fractured my sinus cavities, so when i went to go blow my nose, all the air pressure went straight into my facial tissue and my face swelled up like a puffer fish instantly. Now that fuckin hurt.
- Ramanisky20
burned my hand at the age of 10 with boiling hot grease
skin slid off of my hand into the sink as i tried to cool it with waterworst pain ever
- soynutz70
i burn the fuck outta my foot by accidentally dropping boiling water into my shoe, when i took off my shoe and sock, the skin came with it.
- chossy0
yes calles last time I had a try at sex I burnt the hell out of my ass with hot tea :'(
- BattleAxe0
was changing a light bulb that had a bulb cover that needed to be unscrewed , I took out two screws and did not see a third one still in place , I was turning the glass bulb cover when it popped right in my hands, glass was in my palms and had to get stitches , when the cover popped and the glass pierced my skin , that was the most pain I had ever felt
- IRNlun60
Blowing out my ACL was by far the worst pain I've ever felt, but the pain lasted only about 1 minute. Then it felt like it never happened.
- CALLES0
"o go blow my nose, all the air pressure went straight into my facial tissue and my face swelled up like a puffer fish instantly. Now that fuckin hurt."
BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- eating_tv0
Stomach cramps. Godawful pain. I cringe and am unable to move.
- CALLES0
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