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- Jnr_Madison0
I once scuffed my hand walking past an artex wall.
- OhYeah0
Got my leg stuck in the back wheel of my mates bicycle.
- is that a euphemism?Jnr_Madison
- HAHAH... No :)OhYeah
- hahamistermik
- LOL!ximeraLabs
- haha stil funny.mistermik
- neue75_bold0
Almost got my hair cut...
- Greedo0
a bit off-topic, in regards to torsion:
every time i change my 9-month old son's diapers, he immediately goes for his nuts and wee penis and tugs on it like he's trying to rip it off himself. you know, he grabs whatever he can get a hold of, pulls as hard as he can until his hands slip off. we thought, well maybe it's because he's in diapers all the time, he's just trying to figure out what's going on down there, so we tried some nudie time to let him get used to his equipment. But there's no letting up, he pulls and pulls until he makes himself cry every single time.
So changing diapers these days is like trying to wrangle an octopus, trying to keep his hands off his junk so he doesn't tear his balls off or smear shit all over himself while his legs are furiously kicking...
sorry to interrupt.- aww bless, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree...neue75_bold
- thanks for that, i hope your child has a long and happy life, greedokelpie
- hahaahaahahahaflavorful
- i'm damn near tears, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...7point34
- haha brilliant.mistermik
- can't you give a cudgel to hold instead?capsize
- anything given to him gets tossed within 20 seconds, so we have a row of things to give him... still, he's fastGreedo
- lol
but I do hope you get it resolvedJaline
- kelpie0
chewed my own finger off as a gesture of closure toward my ex fiance.
- then spat the ring at herkelpie
- spat her ring, in her ring?Jnr_Madison
- I can imagine you doing this you fucking mad cunt ye !!!!chossy
- mistermik0
caught my balls on a fence . had to have needle /stitches.
that was more funny than painful as i couldnt initially get off and kept shouting that my "bollocks were stuck"
- thumb_screws0
Smashed nose from a knee to the face playing australian rules football, the pain during recovery from the reconstructive surgery was horrendous.
And local anesthetic in the bottom of my foot to remove broken glass, i don't know how or why it hurt so much but i was screaming like a banshee
- Jnr_Madison0
You know how people climb over fences with the sharp points and everyone says your foot will go right through that but it never does?
I was that guy.
- it never did?7point34
- It did you cunt. Right through my shoe and foot. It bled and bled and bled...Jnr_Madison
- neue75_bold0
I had to look through a few pages of stock photography once...
- mistermik0
Fell through a hairdressers shop window in broad daylight and cut my arse, arms, hands etc.
Shop was full of old dears getting their haircut.
- hallelujah0
kidney stone
- by farhallelujah
- Been there, not fun.Jnr_Madison
- I have a friend who had this and apparently it is utter agony :'(chossy
- if you gave me a choice of plunging knitting needles into my eyes in order to make it stop, I might havehallelujah
- Apparently this is the closest a man can get to childbirth. Can anyone confirm this? ;)Jaline
- neue75_bold0
Palin..
- was what I thought the thread was about..neue75_bold
- me toomegE
- ironic...neue75_bold
- TeganTorch0
woke up in the middle of a heart surgery for about 5 seconds. felt everything.
- HOLY SHIT!7point34
- fSDJKLFLDSJFKDSJflavorful
- i am never ever complaining again.. dear god!!!thumb_screws
- yeah i think this is a winner7point34
- For real?! JesusOhYeah
- thankfully i was able to open my eyes eventually, otherwise they would have kept on working and not realizedTeganTorch
- isn't that a film?mistermik
- holy shit man.mangosnot
- hah not sure about a film, but nip/tuck did something kind of like it. kind of.TeganTorch
- Yeah, I have seen re-enactments. Never heard about it happening for reall though!Jaline
- 7point340
i watched V for vendetta
- hahahahaJnr_Madison
- :Oneue75_bold
- that was a fucking terrible movie.Jnr_Madison
- total agonyOhYeah
- I though it was awesome ! One of the best films ever...honesly.mikotondria3
- I liked it.Jaline
- kezza_20
fell off a step ladder onto a tap fixed 4 feet up a wall, arse crack first. Hit the tap so hard, left dangling in the air. Hurt so much I vomited whilst hanging there.
I got crushed by a forklift truck against a wall, 6 broken ribs. That hurt.
- kelpie0
I still reckon testicular torsion trumps waking up during heart surgery. Guess we'll never know
- haha, i couldnt find that out if i tried. it sounds pretty painful though!TeganTorch
- I'm only joking, I'm sure you winkelpie
- dear god, he's already ripped his off... sorry kelpie. he wins.7point34
- haha, im a girl!TeganTorch
- haha i know7point34
- megE0
i can't touch tegantorch's - wow
but like others here, flipped over the handle bars of my bike, landed wrist first, snapped the two bones on an angle - it was so swollen that i had to wait 3 days for them to set it
- yeah jeesus, my ankle was swollen as well 3 days before they could get a good enough xray, :'( yours sounds sore !!!chossy
- neue75_bold0
I was married for three years...
- poor girl!neue75_bold
- hah, you said it...neue75_bold
- why would you do that to someone you are a monster.chossy
- LOL, chossyJaline