Blasphemy of The Day
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- CALLES
So i woke up this morning at 7Am to meet up with this girl that hanged out this weekend with to go to Einstein Bros. bagels and stuffed my face with a Asiago cheese bagel with egg cheese and bacon... I wanna barf... Mind you i never have breakfast.. Well at least she paid for it... What men will do for......................
What about you... what was your blasphemy of the day
- bulletfactory0
it's still early.
- ********0
i'm missing the part where you took christs name in vain.
- flashbender0
good lord. 7am? I don;t think I could do that unless it was Megan Fox.
- megan fox nude dripping with honey. burning bibles in one hand and punching nuns with the other7point34
- stoplying0
Blasphemy on the bowl. I ate spicy sausage last night with a few beers watching the homerun derby. I've had a few discomforting sessions already. Total blasphemy.
- Stugoo0
wearing underware
- ********0
he paid you to eat her bagel.
you manwhore
- yup... paid me to eat her cheesy bagel.... the bacon was extraCALLES
- gramme0
I am not offended. Something is very wrong here.
- blaw0
On my way into the office this morning I sneezed. A passer-by said, "God bless you." I replied, "fuck your dead god."
Does that count?
- This place needs a "recant" button.blaw
- hahah, did you seriously?
I say, 'Bless You', to people so they don't get all uppity.******** - Eeesh!D_Dot
- did you then grab them by the shoulders, rip their pants off, and sodomize them saying: "like this! just like this!"7point34
- Or, 'You Are So Gooood Loooking!'********
- Nah, I'd never do that. I'm the annoying guy generally sparking conversations with strangers.blaw
- And my jokes are generally better than this one.blaw
- hahahh********
- s'ok it's early yet7point34
- Well I'm sometimes that guy. I was walking to my car and some cleaner guy was there so I said, 'How are you doing?'********
- And he just went, "BLESSED!" ... but then didn't say anything like how am I or whatever, like a fucking daft cunt.********
- So I threw the trash I was bringing to the bin all over the ground and was like, "Still feeling blessed?" and just kept walking.********
- I struck up a lengthy conversation with a lady the other. Sweet, old woman.
I saw her on the news last ...blaw - flav... you are a maniac... bless youCALLES
- ... night walking into the Courthouse with a wrongful death defendant. Very odd/coincidental.blaw
- fuck your dead god...hahahahaha********
- CALLES0
..I just got in from work and had a bowl of Frosted Flakes and two fingers of Johnny Walker...it has come to this...TheBlueOne, Jul 15, 08, 2:36 p.m.
- jaylarson0
every breath i make and step i take is an act of blasphemy. "i am b"
- Redmond0
I wouldn't mind a nice restaurant that serves breakfast on my way to work. There isn't. :(
- jonatne0
NSFW
- Llyod0
7am date? wtf
- bulletfactory0
it's getting a little late for blasphemy tonight -
the body in my deep-freeze is from last night - so i think i'm in the clear tonight.- You're already in Hell?Jaline
- hm - no, but i have been blaspheming all night over this logo i'm designing. i am quite frustrated my lack of progress.bulletfactory
