Blasphemy of The Day

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  • blaw0

    On my way into the office this morning I sneezed. A passer-by said, "God bless you." I replied, "fuck your dead god."

    Does that count?

    • This place needs a "recant" button.blaw
    • hahah, did you seriously?
      I say, 'Bless You', to people so they don't get all uppity.
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    • Eeesh!D_Dot
    • did you then grab them by the shoulders, rip their pants off, and sodomize them saying: "like this! just like this!"7point34
    • Or, 'You Are So Gooood Loooking!'
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    • Nah, I'd never do that. I'm the annoying guy generally sparking conversations with strangers.blaw
    • And my jokes are generally better than this one.blaw
    • hahahh
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    • s'ok it's early yet7point34
    • Well I'm sometimes that guy. I was walking to my car and some cleaner guy was there so I said, 'How are you doing?'
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    • And he just went, "BLESSED!" ... but then didn't say anything like how am I or whatever, like a fucking daft cunt.
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    • So I threw the trash I was bringing to the bin all over the ground and was like, "Still feeling blessed?" and just kept walking.
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    • I struck up a lengthy conversation with a lady the other. Sweet, old woman.
      I saw her on the news last ...
      blaw
    • flav... you are a maniac... bless youCALLES
    • ... night walking into the Courthouse with a wrongful death defendant. Very odd/coincidental.blaw
    • fuck your dead god...hahahahaha
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