Best Man is Shit. Help?
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- cosmicEntity
stupidly I asked some dude to be my best man (my best mate and I had a falling out).
I'm mates again now - but this guy I asked is a complete fucking retard - he couldn't write his own name let a alone a speech!
How do I fuck him off?
- capsize0
change wedding day
- ismith0
Literally fuck him off
- JG_LB0
tell him the wedding has been postponed 6 months
- liveforever0
sleep with his mum ?
- morilla0
who still does speeches at weddings?
- all non-mutes i would imagine as it's pretty standard.kona
- been to about 15 , and no speeches. I would never want some dude up there blabbing about me to everyone.morilla
- you attend a lot of mime weddings? haha. i haven't been to a wedding without one. i could really do without.kona
- blah blah shut up and cut the cake so i can eat and get the fuck outta here...kona
- hahahahahahaha! I think everyone was drooling over the open barsmorilla
- nicnichols0
Tell him that you and the wife have decided not to have maids-of-honor or best-men... then when he shows up, he will see the new best man, and you can just wing it..
- Point50
I really don't understand the point of having a best man anyway
- Dr_Rand0
lie
- mrseaves0
just ask your mate to be in the wedding and tell him to plan everything and basically be the "best man". the other guy will get the hint.
- cold-blooded but that'll definitely workphilipdrumman
- That's a bit passive aggressive though.Jaline
- It is feminine but Who cares! Either that or the strong balls to the wall approach, either way just make it happen strong bro!philipdrumman
- "feminine".....what the...Jaline
- ha. i'm just saying if you can't break it to him honestly, just go around him...mrseaves
- bulletfactory0
I didn't ask my best man to make a speech
- CALLES0
write it for him... if he is shy getting a bump of coke or meth right before the speech and give him the mike... case closed
- flavorful0
In all seriousness, my best friend asked me to be his best man at his wedding.
I told him no.
I still can't put into the words the drunk, shocked looked expression on his face when he asked me. He was none too happy actually. But I made the right decision for him.
Of course I showed up to his house the day of the wedding two hours late, not in my tux, and he was flipping out, but everything went pretty quick to storybook after that so I was glad I made the right decision.
- madirish0
i have never, nor will i ever, understand the point of having a "best man", groomsmen, or bridesmaids one bit.
- Wedding Planners love them? I think you're supposed to want to share the "happiest" day of your life with the people who helped get you there though...flavorful
- helped get you there though.flavorful
- yeah, i still don't get it.madirish
- You diplomatic marriage anarchist!philipdrumman
- :Pphilipdrumman
- You each need someone in the wedding party to assure you'll make it to the actual wedding ceremony. It's insurance.Mimio
- hahhaah good point.flavorful
- that and someone has to sign the witness paper...mrseaves
- that is 100% state-dependentmadirish
- CALLES0
hey i'm a best man AND godfather of this people
- LOL
actually, i do not understand wtf 'godparents' are for either!madirish - i know.. but i do love the title of godfather... Suits me well -)CALLES
- If the parents die, as a Godparent you are responsible for the children until they are 18 and have to bring them up as your own. Quite important you know this.fodcj
- LOL
- flavorful0
Am I the only person wondering why in the world you chose someone so incompetent as your back-up best man? I mean ... shouldn't this person still be like a best friend, haha?
Just tell him the truth, be like, "Hey mate get fucked my best man is back." Then hit play on a stereo and have, "The Lion Sleeps Tonite", blast out the speakers while you stare death into him.
- e-pill0
tell your friend to go online and find a speech... and to change the names to fit you and your boyfriend... hahahaha!!!
- mistermik0
haha
- PonyBoy0
what Jaline said... and it'll sting a bit... but you have to be honest with the person