Best Man is Shit. Help?
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- Antonelli0
ask him to write his name. If he can't, then tell him he can't be your best man.
or just PIITB.
- 23kon0
2 best men?
my mate got married a couple of weeks ago - he had my lil bro and another mate as best men.
was pretty good as i guess it spurs each guy on to write a better speech than the other guy. plus its good to get two perspectives of the groom if they both know him differently - i.e from different circles of friends and had different experiences together.
if you do go making it two best men, then maybe the shitter speech guy will chicken out, that way its him letting you down and not you letting him down ;)
- philipdrumman0
^^ The tiger has *just* finished its prey looking up to see another young antelope in the distance eyes squinting a deep sweat of death....
- pr20
i was the best man on my bros wedding just 2 weeks ago. It's actually really cool as you get to be in charge of whatever needs to be taken care of so everyone sees you in leadership position and everyone knows who you are and before you know it you got 2 honeys fighting over you on the dance floor...
- gramme0
What Jaline said.
- epete220
try to fuck him in the ass
- e-pill0
tell your friend to go online and find a speech... and to change the names to fit you and your boyfriend... hahahaha!!!
- mistermik0
haha
- PonyBoy0
what Jaline said... and it'll sting a bit... but you have to be honest with the person
- joyride0
PIITB then tell him, it's not you, it's him and you just don't feel comfortable now. win-win
*curtsies for first PIITB joke
- oiishi0
you talk pretty shitty about your so called best friend dude!? ..probably a good reason why you fell out by how you talk about him maybe you shouldn't be mates if you talk so shitty of him on a public website!
- fooler20
This is why I didn't have a wedding party for my wedding. I did invite my old best friend that I grew up with to the rehearsal dinner. I had to pick him up at the airport so we could make it on time. I called him on the way and since I hadn't seen him in ten years he said he'd be the one with the cut off Budweiser shirt, ripped up jeans, pony tail, cowboy boots and sleeve tattoos. I thought he was kidding. HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS!!!!!!!! I made him change in the parking lot before I would drive him to my rehearsal dinner.
- Llyod0
PIIHB
- flashbender0
"but this guy I asked is a complete fucking retard"
For future reference: this can be contracted to fucktard.
if you want.
just sayin'
- fucktard...hmmm..I LIKE ITcosmicEntity
- i will call you "flender"7point34
- I think I first heard fucktard fro m spooky. Credit where credit is due. I like flender... I shall register that as a new name.flashbender
- 7point340
flavorful, will you be my best man?
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- Yes.flavorful
- wha? why?flender
- I mean why the spaces?flender
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- I really have no idea.flavorful
- they do add dramaflashbender
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*Just wanted to add more dramajoyride - Hello, patient reader.doctor
- Mimio0
This is at least an appropriate joke thread.
- sleepyfatso0
Yeah, defo honesty in this case. Normally pile lie upon lie, but in this instance it's the truth I'm afraid.
- capsize0
change wedding day
- ismith0
Literally fuck him off
- JG_LB0
tell him the wedding has been postponed 6 months