Best Man is Shit. Help?
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- Llyod0
PIIHB
- epete220
try to fuck him in the ass
- gramme0
What Jaline said.
- pr20
i was the best man on my bros wedding just 2 weeks ago. It's actually really cool as you get to be in charge of whatever needs to be taken care of so everyone sees you in leadership position and everyone knows who you are and before you know it you got 2 honeys fighting over you on the dance floor...
- philipdrumman0
^^ The tiger has *just* finished its prey looking up to see another young antelope in the distance eyes squinting a deep sweat of death....
- oiishi0
you talk pretty shitty about your so called best friend dude!? ..probably a good reason why you fell out by how you talk about him maybe you shouldn't be mates if you talk so shitty of him on a public website!
- 23kon0
2 best men?
my mate got married a couple of weeks ago - he had my lil bro and another mate as best men.
was pretty good as i guess it spurs each guy on to write a better speech than the other guy. plus its good to get two perspectives of the groom if they both know him differently - i.e from different circles of friends and had different experiences together.
if you do go making it two best men, then maybe the shitter speech guy will chicken out, that way its him letting you down and not you letting him down ;)
- Antonelli0
ask him to write his name. If he can't, then tell him he can't be your best man.
or just PIITB.
- sleepyfatso0
Yeah, defo honesty in this case. Normally pile lie upon lie, but in this instance it's the truth I'm afraid.
- Mimio0
This is at least an appropriate joke thread.
- 7point340
flavorful, will you be my best man?
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- Yes.flavorful
- wha? why?flender
- I mean why the spaces?flender
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- I really have no idea.flavorful
- they do add dramaflashbender
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*Just wanted to add more dramajoyride - Hello, patient reader.doctor
- flashbender0
"but this guy I asked is a complete fucking retard"
For future reference: this can be contracted to fucktard.
if you want.
just sayin'
- fucktard...hmmm..I LIKE ITcosmicEntity
- i will call you "flender"7point34
- I think I first heard fucktard fro m spooky. Credit where credit is due. I like flender... I shall register that as a new name.flashbender
- fooler20
This is why I didn't have a wedding party for my wedding. I did invite my old best friend that I grew up with to the rehearsal dinner. I had to pick him up at the airport so we could make it on time. I called him on the way and since I hadn't seen him in ten years he said he'd be the one with the cut off Budweiser shirt, ripped up jeans, pony tail, cowboy boots and sleeve tattoos. I thought he was kidding. HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS!!!!!!!! I made him change in the parking lot before I would drive him to my rehearsal dinner.
- joyride0
PIITB then tell him, it's not you, it's him and you just don't feel comfortable now. win-win
*curtsies for first PIITB joke
- PonyBoy0
what Jaline said... and it'll sting a bit... but you have to be honest with the person
- mistermik0
haha
- e-pill0
tell your friend to go online and find a speech... and to change the names to fit you and your boyfriend... hahahaha!!!
- flavorful0
Am I the only person wondering why in the world you chose someone so incompetent as your back-up best man? I mean ... shouldn't this person still be like a best friend, haha?
Just tell him the truth, be like, "Hey mate get fucked my best man is back." Then hit play on a stereo and have, "The Lion Sleeps Tonite", blast out the speakers while you stare death into him.
- CALLES0
hey i'm a best man AND godfather of this people
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actually, i do not understand wtf 'godparents' are for either!madirish - i know.. but i do love the title of godfather... Suits me well -)CALLES
- If the parents die, as a Godparent you are responsible for the children until they are 18 and have to bring them up as your own. Quite important you know this.fodcj
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- madirish0
i have never, nor will i ever, understand the point of having a "best man", groomsmen, or bridesmaids one bit.
- Wedding Planners love them? I think you're supposed to want to share the "happiest" day of your life with the people who helped get you there though...flavorful
- helped get you there though.flavorful
- yeah, i still don't get it.madirish
- You diplomatic marriage anarchist!philipdrumman
- :Pphilipdrumman
- You each need someone in the wedding party to assure you'll make it to the actual wedding ceremony. It's insurance.Mimio
- hahhaah good point.flavorful
- that and someone has to sign the witness paper...mrseaves
- that is 100% state-dependentmadirish