Moses was High
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- Mimio0
He had to be human to satisfy the requirement of blood sacrifice. Lovely.
- ********0
riiiiight... but what does any of this have to do with moses smoking a fat blunt with CALLES?
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- gramme0
Mimio, not only did he satisfy the physical blood sacrifice, but he went to hell on our behalf. However, hell could not keep him because of who he was/is. Thus, death was defeated in death. I agree, it is a lovely picture.
- So, is Hell in the center of the Earth? Did he go there physically or spiritually?Mimio
- CALLES0
that should be the new relic... like sayyyy the spear or the ark...
The Moses Pipe!
- gramme0
Mimio, he went to hell in spirit, though his body remained on earth.
When Jesus was on the cross, one of the two other men who were crucified with him said "Lord, remember me when you come into your kingdom." Jesus answered "I tell you the truth, you will be with me in Paradise this day." What that implies is that he descended spiritually, not physically, to hell while on the cross; when he died, he ascended to heaven; and three days later, he was sent back, re-animated his body, and appeared before many so that they might believe and record it for future generations.
Hell and heaven bear no physical relation to our world; scholars believe that they are separate dimensions entirely, not accessible through this our current dimension. Death is the door of passage to one place or the other.
- gramme0
...However when he ascended in front of the disciples, he ascended both physically and spiritually; thus, Jesus the man of flesh is seated in heaven until he comes again.
- molo0
next thing we'll find out is that Jesus was a tranny meth addict prostetute into electro disco dance clubs
- ********0
Moses was a cool motherfucker:
1. Big ass beard
2. parting oceans (probably surfed)
3. had a hand in popularizing sandals
4. he conversated with bush way before george w
5. lived for some 600 odd years
6. came back from mountains, crashed and killed the party with the posersyep, i like him.
- *lived for 120 years, but correct on all other accounts.gramme
- Excelled at hand-to-hand combat as well...TheBlueOne
- he was no Judah the Hammer thoughflashbender
- 7. Could not be killed with conventional weaponry.Mimio
- 8. Is a myth.Mimio
- flashbender0
convert or die, heathens. (Pure awesomeness)
- What is the fucking fetish with these bozos for automatic weaponry, Jesus and apocalypse?TheBlueOne
- i'm waiting for a punchline....jaylarson
- gramme0
Most people don't know this, but before he rebelled against Pharaoh and led Israel out of Egypt, he was next in line to be Pharaoh, since the current Pharaoh had no sons. Moses was also a general in the Egyptian army who crushed his enemies every time he went into battle.
- CALLES0
i heard he had a dreaded beard...
- TheBlueOne0
Moses beat up Chuck Norris.
- mrdobolina0
Moses and Edd-e both get their dope delivered by the same freak on a fixed gear bike.
- gramme0
I heard he had a dreadful beard, it was all patchy on the sides.
- neverblink0
gramme, would be so kind as to you anwser my question (in your view). Teleos wouldn't...
http://www.qbn.com/topics/544452…
- gramme0
Mimio,
"so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth."
—This refers to his body, not his spirit. The context is clear because of the comparison with Jonah, whose actual physical location was in the belly of a whale. That verse does not mention hell at all.
- It all starts sounding like a Marvel comic book after a while..TheBlueOne
- ok fair enough, the "Heart of the Earth" actually means a tomb in Jerusalem.Mimio
- czawada0
When Jesus comes back I hope he brings some bitches and blow. He'll be cool in my books then.
