Moses was High

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    Moses was a cool motherfucker:

    1. Big ass beard
    2. parting oceans (probably surfed)
    3. had a hand in popularizing sandals
    4. he conversated with bush way before george w
    5. lived for some 600 odd years
    6. came back from mountains, crashed and killed the party with the posers

    yep, i like him.

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    • *lived for 120 years, but correct on all other accounts.gramme
    • Excelled at hand-to-hand combat as well...TheBlueOne
    • he was no Judah the Hammer thoughflashbender
    • 7. Could not be killed with conventional weaponry.Mimio
    • 8. Is a myth.Mimio
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