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- outdated in 5 monthsApeRobot
- That is not the point Ape ;PgeorgesIII
- Does it make ice??Bilious_Fog
- Does it make zippers?moldero
- under the desk meth lab?uan
- -georgesIII Enlighten me please.ApeRobot
- If some part goes out of date, it will be easily replaced.mekk
- the point is building something unique that only you have, do you enjoy building shit, I do, and when I see something like this, it makes me happygeorgesIII
- i get it now. Legit.ApeRobot
- Holy Shit, just looked at the link, that thing is actually the same size as a fridge, so I guess it probably can make ice too! :DBilious_Fog
- Respect. I like the colors and cable management. I just wish he didn't highlight the EVGA and Samsung logos. And that skyline is fugly.err
- can it run crysis? her her herrinteliboy
- does it work?utopian
A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party. He invited all of his friends and neighbours including Colin, the local aboriginal in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and flirting...
At the height of the party, the host said, “I've got a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in.”
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.. everyone turned around to see that Colin was in the pool fighting the croc. He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his fingers, throwing punches at it's snout and biting it's tail as the crocodile snapped violently back.
There was water churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were raising hell...
Finally after a few minutes of intense struggling a calm came over the pool.. the thrashing stopped, the splashing water died down and the croc floated to the top of the pool... bobbing upside down like a dead goldfish. Exhausted and gasping for air Colin clambered out of the pool.
Everybody stood in silence, staring at him in disbelief.
The host said, “Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.”
“Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,” said Colin.
The rich man said, “Mate, I've gotta give you something. You won a hell of a bet. How about half a million bucks then?”
“Nah thanks. I don’t wannit,” answered Colin.
The host said, “Come on, Colin, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about you take my new Porsche?
Again, Colin said “No.”
Confused, the rich man asked, “Well Colin, what do you want then?”
Colin said, “I just want to find the bastard who pushed me in.”
- Who have so much cash in cash outside criminals?Ben99
- "What Has ____ Done For Me?" - Leech mentalitymoldero
- Proper cuntpango
- I REALLY hope his plane doesn't go down. WHat a loss to the world that would be.BusterBoy
- it's sound logicdoesnotexist
- Money is best spent where they can start doing things for you.omg
- Why should he? That's fucking stupid.cannonball1978
- Ta it's he's money. He can do whatever he wants with it. But people needs to stahp handing him money!!pango
- haha I can't believed she got old! loser! lololol_niko
- shes pretty hot for being 69, but that bottom left pic says I'm full of shitmoldero
- So down with bottom right picture...total hotness!marychain
- looks like she's had a lot of work donescarabin
- dat grinutopian
- What the hell do you guys expect? She's 50 years older in the second pic.BusterBoy
- THIS IS WHY I NEED FEMINISMreanimate
- people are aging. WHAT TH CUKKF!Ben99
- Bottom right is a hottie. Wanna get down with that cougar.omg
- She was never attractive to me.cannonball1978
- this post is an assholes way of thinkinginteliboy
- bottom right, ageing .. bottom left, melting
duh, of course she gets older..taht wasnt my pointautoflavour
- Derp Threadutopian
- I need feminizim because...Ben99
- First female president should be a porn staromg
- Who says art isn't important?freedom
- The emperor has new clothes!!sea_sea
- Ive always wonder is it worse to whore out a mind or whore out the flesh. Sometimes a mindless whore seems more respectable than a successful business man.deathboy
- At least one porn star on the right as well...BusterBoy
- "most influential" people.
Embarrassing, regardless of how they're dressed.set
- Why is Kimmy K influential again?freedom
- Cos she's blows...BusterBoy