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A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party. He invited all of his friends and neighbours including Colin, the local aboriginal in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and flirting...
At the height of the party, the host said, “I've got a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in.”
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.. everyone turned around to see that Colin was in the pool fighting the croc. He was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his fingers, throwing punches at it's snout and biting it's tail as the crocodile snapped violently back.
There was water churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were raising hell...
Finally after a few minutes of intense struggling a calm came over the pool.. the thrashing stopped, the splashing water died down and the croc floated to the top of the pool... bobbing upside down like a dead goldfish. Exhausted and gasping for air Colin clambered out of the pool.
Everybody stood in silence, staring at him in disbelief.
The host said, “Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.”“Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,” said Colin.
The rich man said, “Mate, I've gotta give you something. You won a hell of a bet. How about half a million bucks then?”
“Nah thanks. I don’t wannit,” answered Colin.
The host said, “Come on, Colin, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about you take my new Porsche?
Again, Colin said “No.”
Confused, the rich man asked, “Well Colin, what do you want then?”
Colin said, “I just want to find the bastard who pushed me in.”