Tell me a Funny joke.
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this one is 70 years old:
an old shepard comes down from the mountains and rents a taxi in the village to take him to his destiny. It was a brand new mercedes, the first he'd ever seen, and the emblem was really shiny at the front.
the shepard was amazed and asked. "Mr., please, tell me what's that shiny steel thing at the front of the vehicle?"
the bored taxi-driver decided to make fun of him for a while and said: "it's a target-point."
"A target-point? What's a Target-point?"
"Well, when you want to hit someone with the car - you just aim the star to the person and you accelerate keeping it in target."
"I'm not getting it", said the shepard.
The driver was amused now. "No? Well, I'll show you how it works. You see that old lady in the side-walk? Well let's run over her just for fun!!", and he bolted the mercedes into the terrified old lady a few meters in front.
Just when the mercedes was about to hit the poor old lady, the driver swiftly gets the car on the road again.
But at the same moment, a loud bang was heard and the old lady landed dead on the hood of the car, then falling on the road.
and the shepard shouts: "Target-point my arse! If I had not open the door you would have missed her.