Roommate Stories?
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my roommate highlights:
• porn on in the living room every morning I woke up in jr. college
• my roomie chris shot my other roomie ray in the eye with a blowgun dart
• came home one day and the window to our garage was shattered. I walk in and there's chris with a towel wrapped around his bleeding hand. "chris, what happened? are you alright?"... "Well, I came home from class and I forgot my key, so I punched out that window in the garage and climbed through it to get inside
• chris shitting in someone's bed (at another apt down the street; found out later that guy came home and layed in the shit for about 10 seconds before realizing it)
• collection of about 80 40oz bottles that took up half of our two car garage.
• one roomie slept on the couch in the living room downstairs. 3 of us came home after losing a football game and we started kicking the couch until we leveled it. when that guy came home and saw his "bed" in shambles he almost started crying