first world problems
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- set-2
The rim of my new sunglasses blocks the view of seeing whether my cigarette is being lit by the lighter or not
- https://media.tenor.…Bluejam
- u sure your ego isn't blocking it?kona
- Have we met?set
- smoke up, mate!futurefood
- thought you were a health freak - give up!fadein11
- I smoke organic free range cigarettesset
- Cruelty free cigpango
- Grass fed biodynamic wheatgrass cigsset
- :)fadein11
- I thought you vape man!!pango
- and me. he did. he must have got back onto the cancer sticks.fadein11
- Lol. I just smoke when I drinkset
- Double the cancerset
- vape juice has gluten and hormones in itGuyFawkes
- Decent vape juice is 1000x better for you than smoking a cigarette...set
- oey1
smoke a joint or eat ice cream?
- utopian5
Gawd...QBN's website is slower than molasses trickling down my balls.
- bulletfactory4
Called a car to go to JFK like normal. A limo showed up (for the normal car price). Spent the ride feeling self-conscious because a neighbor walked by as we were getting into the car.
- scarabin2
just bought a new wacom tablet to replace my old one and it's too big for my desk.
- new desk time!moldero
- lolBen99
- then the desk will be too big for the space ;)bklyndroobeki
- detritus1
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PRINTER DIALOGUE FEEL IT NEEDS TO POP UP EVERY TIME A NEW DOCUMENT GETS PRINTED?! I'VE GOT 60 FUCKING DOCUMENTS GOING THROUGH — I KNOW ALREADY, YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME ANYTHING I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT NOW YOU CUNTING THING, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE ALONE THERE ARE PRINTS GOING OUT TO TWO OTHER OUTPUT DEVICES TOO AND THEY'RE FINE NOT BOTHERING ME YOU JAPANESE SASQUATCH FUCK
- japan has squatchies?Gnash
- everywhere has squatches, duhmonospaced
- ☆utopian
- hahhahaha love itrabbit
- FUCKNG TECHNOLOGY MAN SHITS ME LOILrabbit
- MrT0
What the hell Australia? A tablespoon measure is 15ml pretty much everywhere else on the planet but yours has to be 20ml? Isn't that the fucking point of standard spoon measures? Cock meat.
- My gingerbread has risen too much due to an unnecessary 33.3% increase in baking powder.MrT
- LOLelahon
- because 2 table spoon equals a shot. That might be why...pango
- mmm... gingercakescarabin
- Stupid US still using the English system. They were telling me I'd be using the metric system next year in 1972. (Yeah, I'm old..and curmudgeonly.)CyBrainX
- omg0
- like the title of the video hahahahahaloool
- Title by #ChrisDarmonukit2
- Wow. Shaming a person for scratching their ass? YOU'RE FUCKING ZOOMING IN AND YOUTUBING IT.nb
- wtf! she definitely had something ON her fingersmonospaced
- She eats taint for sure.dirtydesign
- whatthefunk0
While walking up from the subway platform this morning a short chubby girl's short skirt was stuck under her backpack and her entire ass was hanging out. It wasn't a pretty sight to see but one simply could not look away trying to decipher whether she was going commando or had a g-string on.
Upon realizing this sight I looked to my right and a very hot girl from the train noticed me looking at the short chubby girl's exposed ass. I looked at the hot girl and said "I'm not going to tell her, are you?"
The hot girl laughed and the chubby girl galloped on. I couldn't decide who to focus on next so I continued my walk up the stairs glancing at both.
- gold.
_me_ - next time, be a gentleman and tell her. just sayin'sea_sea
- sea_sea, his gentle-manliness was briefly disabled by both a bare ass and a hot chick. challenging situationsine
- 1. Her skirt was so damn short that I can't believe she didn't notice. 2. Going up stairs didn't work for her either.whatthefunk
- 3. She was 40 steps ahead of me toward the top. 4. When a girl has headphones in, any attempt to talk is awkwardwhatthefunk
- 5. I think she works in my office, the thought of seeing her everyday if I did tell her would be too embarrassing.whatthefunk
- I was once in the gym and this happened to a girl on the treadmill in front of me.ukit2
- gold.
- Miguex0
it's been posted on multiple posts, but I just can't stop laughing at this
- stpuid cunt was recording them, fucking bitchmonospaced
- dumb fucking blondeutopian
- lolscarabin
- I can't imagine why they would think she was recording them as she recorded them.BK
- "A story you will ONLY see on Kron4." Hahahahahahahanb
- MrT0
MrsT has had to go gluten-free so now I have to cook two separate pots of pasta. And hers looks like shite.
- Most rice-pasta is shit, but I've found one brand that tastes great. Keep shopping!nb
- The whole gluten free movement is a scam. I ain't kidding.
dasohr - try quinoa pasta, it's actually pretty goodIRNlun6
- so celiac disease is fake? man, my wife will be so relievedhereswhatidid
- your wife has celiac's? that sucksmonospaced
- utopian0
Sriracha Maker Told To Hold Its Sauce For 30 Days
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-…
- scarabin0
just checked my credit report. zero debt, it's clean as a whistle. but since i cut up my cards when i paid them off years ago my score is low and i can't get the amazon card i applied for.
fuck this stupid credit game.
- i'm scared to check mineJG_LB
- i was too but i wanna move soon. needed to make sure nothin' scary was on itscarabin
- yeah it's ridiculous how credit scores workdbloc
- where you moving to? closer to work?JG_LB
- our shop may be moving to venice; if it does probably over there. otherwise it'd prob be a loft in DTLAscarabin
- keep one card scar, pay it off monthly but keep a card going.albums
- yeah i just have to be approved for one first :/scarabin
- prepay a $500+ card at a bank or credit union of your choice balleralbums
- pay for everything you can with it. pay it off and repeat. it takes like a year tops.albums
- Banks like you more when you're paying interest. Makes others eager to get in on the action.aliastime
- GeorgesIV0
They're installing a new "smarter"elevator in my building
so for the next two weeks, I have to walk up the stairs like some freaking bushmen
- GeorgesIV0
fuckn broke my new smartphone
- imbecile3
i made spaghetti, but i forgot to buy cheese
- PonyBoy3
The road to my preferred dispensary got washed out
- oey0
I'm hungry as fuck, the kitchen is downstairs next to my housemate's room with no door, but she's fucking somebody right now. Fuck!