if you're a client
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- ********0
i love it when clients finally send you an eps of their logo..
and then it turns out they embedded the jpeg inside ..
i feel triggerhappy at those moments.
- Nac_part20
the winmail.dat files that get attached are worse
- Jaline0
the RCMP's L&D translation departement once translated "MS Word" in english to "Mademoiselle Word" in french.
thank you government translators!
Fanco
(Jun 7 06, 07:47)haha! The translation office is amazing over here. They do everything accurately within a few hours...
- spendogg0
Stop asking why everything is blue, and telling me EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE IN COLOR.
me: "hold on that is the blue line, just let me get the matchprint out of the envelope"
- paraselene0
the fact that you use the word urgent seven times in an email simply does not make it so.
- Mimio0
...and please stop using the term "spearheading"... when you mean "taking responsibility".
- ********0
My recent gripe is those who must print their websites and then mark-up printing "errors".
- joyride0
Client, "I used to be an HTML programmer so I'm very familiar with html. But I just don't understand this XML after looking at it, could you explain it."
Me, "we'll basically it's very similar to HTML, but um... more simple."
Don't ever work with Catapillar on a project, i'm still not sure how they get anything done...
- ********0
I'm 94 young man. MAKE THE FONT BIGGER AND BOLD THROUGHOUT PLEASE. I DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE HEADING.
- mrdobolina0
use goddamned file extensions, mac users. not everyone is using OS 10.4.6.7.4.3.5.8 you fucker.
- porky0
...and please take notice of me when I show you the actual pantone colour, the printer off my computer isn't what its going to look like.
Thanks
- ********0
"I want 300 big envelopes and 600 small".
I want you dead.
- kyl30
No Love for excel?
- porky0
...and I don't care if your wife says make it all pink, its looks awful.
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- Nac_part20
Client, "I used to be an HTML programmer so I'm very familiar with html. But I just don't understand this XML after looking at it, could you explain it."
joyride2
(Jun 7 06, 07:54)--------------------------
haha...i love those garbage words too... "ive worked with other designers before, and they told me to implement a shopping cart, create a cms, and front end of a site in flash willl only cost about $300...."then I ask: "who was your designer?"
client: "some high school kid, if you want to call him you can, but I think he is in PE right now"
WTF!!!??
- grunttt0
can you make this more "designy"?
yes i can
*takes out glitter
- porky0
...and please don't say things like, 'I love everything you've done, BUT..!!!'
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- Jnr_Madison0
Why does my site have naked pictures of woman on it?
Oh sorry, I've pulled a doogan.
- Bam0
..don't ask me to do 41 pages of spelling/grammar corrections, 2 days before the deadline. Or even 2 months before deadline.
And please, don't ask me to put something in Times New Roman.
- porky0
...no I'm not a copywriter, if you want one pay for one.
thanks