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- paraselene0
'please send me the login details for the cms of the website so that i can make changes.'
subtext: 'you are not fast enough and i can do it myself.'
omfg. do you think for a second that if you had shelled out for a fucking cms i would be sat here like a goddamned trained monkey changing shit back and forth and back and forth for the past week? and i've done it enough lately that i've decided you've had enough. no more amends for you!
- aliceblue0
"oh and don't worry about the copy we will make corrections
and additions once we see the final proof."(And then they wonder why it takes so long and costs so much)
- ********0
"i love it when clients finally send you an eps of their logo..
and then it turns out they embedded the jpeg inside .."so true, Crouwel...
- Concrete0
Client sends me some photos to be used in a printed brouchure.
They were 72dpi and had a red date stamp on them.
"Can't you just make them bigger and photoshop the date out?"
Why don't you just use clip art and comic sans and do your own fucking brochure!
- paraselene0
exactly. i refuse to print images that you took with your digital camera.
- Bam0
client: could you give us a copy of indesign, illustrator and photoshop?
OMFG.
- mrdobolina0
I just got some photos yesterday from a real estate agent, with the date stamp on them. What is the fucking point?
- porky0
...'if your so adamant on pushing your creative skills onto me, then please, just do it yourself. Oh, and I'm not artworker'
thanks
- Bam0
"...also if you want your brochure designed within a tight deadline, content would actually help."
Porky: so damn true.
- joyride0
client: could you give us a copy of indesign, illustrator and photoshop?
OMFG.
Bam
(Jun 7 06, 08:09)ha... i've told people just just download it from limewire or whatever... but i didn't tell you that. lol
- Dublao70
*Sends pdf to client
*Phone rings 20 sec. later
"Is those small lines in the corners gonna be there on the final print"NO!!!, for the 1400th fucking time!Ask me again and I will shoot your dick off!
designerror
(Jun 7 06, 07:42)
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This just happened to me not seconds after you posted this. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
- Concrete0
"How difficult would be to JUST change..."
Too difficult, now fuck off!
- davey_g0
No Shit!
I get word docs for everything...and if a headline changes even slightly, new doc!
Let's start a petition.
- Nac_part20
"can you outline the text with black?"
(thats text thats already on a dark background)
- kelpie0
stop paying my rent! stop it! stop allowing me to pay the bills! stop calling with new jobs for me to do! go away and die and leave me unemployed!! ;)
- kelpie0
sorry, I hate them too, don't worry. only kidding.
- porky0
...'I think the colour you have picked isn't bright enough, how about black'
'huh!??!?'
- Concrete0
"I'm not sure, my wife thinks..."
Really? Well my wife thinks that an indecisive man doesn't deserve a dick!
- kelpie0
hahaha
- paraselene0
*stones kelpie for treacherous commentary