if you're a client
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- porky
...please stop attaching word documents, just paste it into the email.
Thanks
- mrdobolina0
no shit, some hp scanners have an option if you want the scanned image to be placed into a word doc.
Just say no!
- honest0
...DO NOT USE DOUBLE SPACES
- seed0
What about the morons who want to type it out and give it to you.
- grunttt0
word is the best thing since jock itch.
- zombiewoof0
...stop using all caps for text edits.
...stop scanning Word docs and sending me bitmapped PDFs
and please,
...stop eating fish tacos before meetings.
- Dita_kz0
word is the best thing since jock itch.
grunttt
(Jun 7 06, 07:38)ROFL
- Rand0
I want to stab Word in the eye
- Dublao70
fish tacos? like bearded tacos?
- mrdobolina0
if you're a client...
Understand that I cannot create anything more than a splash screen if you don't give me any content to put on your site.
- paraselene0
if you're a client...
you can
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF.
- designerror0
*Sends pdf to client
*Phone rings 20 sec. later
"Is those small lines in the corners gonna be there on the final print"NO!!!, for the 1400th fucking time!Ask me again and I will shoot your dick off!
- kyl30
one WORD....piece of crap
- Jnr_Madison0
I love word, I don't build sites in anything else.
- grunttt0
i don't care what you were taught in 8th grade typing class back in 1973, there is only ONE SPACE AFTER A PERIOD.
- Concrete0
A client asked me to cut a printed proof along the cutter guides yesterday.
'Just to be on the safe side'
I'll use these scissors on the un-safe side if you don't shut it!
This isn't Blue Peter, love.
- Dita_kz0
OMG! This thread rocks! I can't stop laughing! Because its all true!!!!
- Fanco0
the RCMP's L&D translation departement once translated "MS Word" in english to "Mademoiselle Word" in french.
thank you government translators!
- grunttt0
Thanks for that Powerpoint document. I just forward straight to the printer!
- porky0
...also if you want your brochure designed within a tight deadline, content would actually help.
Thanks
- Jaline0
i don't care what you were taught in 8th grade typing class back in 1973, there is only ONE SPACE AFTER A PERIOD.
grunttt
(Jun 7 06, 07:43)(o,o)
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SRSLY!I had a crush on this boy in high school and he totally insisted on having two spaces after each period. At which point I quickly renounced my crush.