if you're a client
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- UndoUndo0
design by committee made up of ppl without ANY design flair is the best experience I have EVA had.
I tell ye
- mrdobolina0
I have 23 pieces of flair on my uniform today.
- gramme0
I have 23 pieces of flair on my uniform today.
mrdobolina
(Jun 7 06, 08:38)HAHAHHA
Client: Make the logo bigger.
Me: Ok.
Client: Put the logo at the top.
Me: That will cause a hierarchy conflict.
Client: Fine.
Me: Ok.
Client: Make it white.
Me: Ok.
Client: Make it twice as big.
Me: ?!?!? That will mean you have an 8-inch wide logo on a 23 x 30 poster.
Client: Great.
- ********0
fuck your decisionmaking bullshit
- gramme0
I love it when a project is headed for the portfolio, then gets shat upon at the last second by Bureaucracy Jim.
- mrdobolina0
I'm the decider, rand.
- Concrete0
I love it when a project is headed for the portfolio, then gets shat upon at the last second by Bureaucracy Jim.
gramme
(Jun 7 06, 08:50)lol +1
- valentim0
on the phone:
Me: Hi, I have just sent you linkswhere you can look at some different layout we prepared, what do you think?
Client: ...hrrrrg, yeah well I kinda likeém all...not sure, but hmm, I havent prepared the content , hmm who sent you that content? I dont understand...
me: Oh, no, thats Lorem ipsum, its just for you to have an ide...
client: Lorem WHO? NO NO, I am responsible to to provide you wuth the content, its not even ready, can you call Lorem..
Me: Sorry, Lorem its what we call the text
Client: BUT CAN¨T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT TO START YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL ANYONE, I AM MANAGING THIS PROJECT; AND YOU SHOULD ONLY GET STUFF FROM M....
Me: ...hmm sorry, Lorem is latii...
Client: ..hey listen son, I couldn´t care less were it comes from...call me him back...no no, give me his number....
Me: ..but, liste...
Client: (can hear him talking with someone)...can you believe this, Laura is on the project too, and she is providing content to the designers...
Me: Excuse me, I call you back in a minute...
WHAT THE FUCK ! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
- kelpie0
hit him with a cup.
problem solved.
- Mimio0
So true gramme.
- gramme0
Me: Excuse me, I call you back in a minute...
WHAT THE FUCK ! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
valentim
(Jun 7 06, 08:51)---------------------
Just tell him in an email, Jim. I always call Lorem Ipsum dummy text for the meatheads. Placeholder. FPO. Poppycock.
- porky0
WHAT THE FUCK ! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
valentim
(Jun 7 06, 08:51)Send him an email explaining everything but type it in word, then attach it !!
- Baskerville0
hahah valemtin that's hilarious!
- kelpie0
you should all learn the phrase:
"budgetary repercussions"
very handy.
- aliceblue0
tell him you just fired"Lorem"!
- valentim0
can you be any dummier than that, i swear, this 19:30, i have not much patient left, and have to explain this idiot, in a mail aall of that..
- gramme0
can you be any dummier than that, i swear, this 19:30, i have not much patient left, and have to explain this idiot, in a mail aall of that..
valentim
(Jun 7 06, 09:03)Curse him to the seventh generation in Latin. Then strangle him with your toga.
- kelpie0
send him this
- mrdobolina0
haha I have had clients tell me that the copy on their site is in a foreign language before too, ahahaha
- gramme0
Client: Why does the type look jagged on my screen, yet smooth on yours?
Me: Because you're on a damn PC that's automatically set to display type as aliased.
Client: Well can you fix it somehow so it doesn't look that way on my scree?
Me: .