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- honest0
alcohol tends to focus the brain on the main survival instincts.
You'll always feel up for a fight after a drink, you'll always want something to eat after a few glasses, and you never turn down sex — go figure
- flavorful0
This isn't the worst thing, but collectively covers most of my life.
I am the only person I've ever heard of who has completed the triple crown.
I was kicked out of grade school (twice), high school, and college.
- mpfree0
you sound like a pussy, mpfree.
Jalines_father
(May 4 06, 08:27)ha ha //I'll fucking beat you up
- mpfree0
Prev, Next Respond i once mailed bbq sauce to a guy in pittsburgh. it had 3 boogers in it.
grunttt
(May 4 06, 08:29)scrumptious, was that what they were
;)
- paraselene0
i used to seduce my professors.
:l
- k0na_an0k0
(and I'm not talking about you k0na, in case it seemed that way)
Jaline
(May 4 06, 09:12)good, because i don't have a drinking problem, i was drunk, and she was asking for it wearing that mini skirt.
:)
- kelpie0
haha its hardly the worst thing I've ever done, but I once skulled 350 magic mushrooms then promptly took a girl out to dinner (obviously she was oblivious). She had gotten dressed up and everything... that was hilarious, but she must have been shitting herself looking back, poor thing. I kept the head mostly, but no, we did not go out again needless to say.
- grayhood0
took a shit on the floor of a bar in Jersey, they should nto have stamped me hand with the workds "ripped off" after i payed the cover.
- mrdobolina0
Every guy I know has lied to a girl to get in her pants. Even if the lie was just to show fake interest in her.
- grayhood0
messed around with a best friend's exgirlfriend after they had broken up. not too bad b/c i never touched her while they were going together but i still feel bad about it.
...and while i am on the subject i didn't treat the girl all that well. i am pretty sure she went into the poor house buying drugs which we took together. and in the end i told her i could not see her any more b/c of my buddy. pretty cold.
- PacoTaco0
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon...
- grunttt0
my brother is 4 years older than me so when we fought as kids he was always the victor. but i wasn't one to fight fair. 2 days after a fight he was sitting in the front yard playing with some toy. i grabbed a huge limb and cracked over his back - he never saw it coming. another time, a few hours after a fight he was sitting on the floor in the living room facing my mother who was sitting in a chair. i ran in full blast and kicked him square in the back - knocked the wind out of him then hauled ass back to my room. my mother saw me running in but it was too quick for her to warn my brother. then the worst was one afternoon my brother and i got into a fight. we were both sent to our rooms. i was fuming. my brother and i had both recently gotten little american flags on 1 foot long wooden sticks. i broke the stick and it had a very sharp point on it. i went to my brothers room and knocked on his door and told him that i was sorry if he was. when he opened the door i stabbed him in the finger with the stick. he had to go to the emergency room. all of these things happened between the ages of 5-7.
- mpfree0
ha ha grunt
- grayhood0
i once told my little brother that my dad said ti was ok for us to piss in the back yard but only in the one corner of the yard. he was 4-5 at the time and thought that this was the coolest thing ever. he peed in the back yard for a good 3 months solid before my dad caught him in the act and let him have it. aparently my dad was wondering every day why the new plants he had planted were not growing.
- -scarabin-0
i'm told by my parents that i once put a golf ball in a sock and beat my brother almost to death with it for messing with my legos
- mpfree0
I once took a screwdriver and drove it through a friends hand. Not a good idea when his father backhanded me across the room.
I think I was 9
- -scarabin-0
also, all through high school i fucked ALL my friends girlfriends at some point or other, and had a secret 3-way relationship for 6 months with one of them and my girlfriend.
but in my defense, the pickings were pretty slim in that area
- -scarabin-0
i got a compound bow for my 13th birthday and went around the neighborhood shooting arrows into the grills of about 15 different cars
- -scarabin-0
i've stolen around 700 dollars worth of books and candy throughout my life
- grunttt0
a friend of mine got a shotgun for christmas when we were about 12. there was a very annoying kid that lived in the neighborhood and we told him the gun was a bb gun. we took him out in the backyard and had him point the gun up in the air and pull the trigger. he did and the gun sent him flying and crying to the ground. looking back i'm glad no one was killed but it's still fucking funny. damn that kid was annoying.