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- mpfree0
Once threw a corona bottle at a taco bell manager for kicking me out of the taco bell for having a beer in it. It smashed on the wall about a foot from his head.
Needless to say all of these things that I am talking about happened before I turned 20.
Frank's Wild Days.
mrdobolina
(May 4 06, 10:16)HHA HAHA good times
RUNNNNNNNNNN
- mpfree0
i once made mrdobolina cry for 4 days straight. they had to rush him to the hospital he was so dehydrated.
we never fought again after that.
k0na_an0k
(May 4 06, 10:22)o_O
*starts trouble and leaves thread
- Point50
• Broke my Aunt's car window when I was fucking around throwing rocks around the backyard. I lied about it (deny deny deny)
• Knocked a drunk guy out for spilling beer on me while he was trying to fight someone else
• Stumbled out of Drai's afterhours club at around 5am; saw a moped parked in a car spot. That pissed me off so I picked it up to move it... well, it weighed a good 200+ lbs.... I took about 3 steps with it, it fell, skid, mirrors snapped.
• barbacked multiple women
• drank a half a fifth of Wild Turkey in 8 seconds... the rest was a blur
- uberdesigner0
remember the brother from that I know my name is steven thing? the one who had a couple heads in a duffle bag? yeah, that was one of mine
- grunttt0
i killed my brother-in-law on the day of his son's (my godson) christening.
- pluto0
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- DrHuxtable0
Slept with a friend of mine who was living with her boyfriend. During sex she fell off the bed and landed between the bed and the wall. The next morning her boyfriend asked her how she ended up with a huge bruise on her back. She said she must have fallen when she was out the night before.
The next night I had to go out for his birthday. It was a little awkward sitting across the table from him, and next to his friends (who definately outnumbered & outweighed my friends). Good thing he was clueless even though his girl was hanging all over me when we went out after dinner.
I hope she doesn't yell out my name when she is in bed with him.
- uberdesigner0
fucked a cheeseburger in front of a nun with a college buddy who is still his crazy old self
punched a goat in a children's petting zoo
- k0na_an0k0
I once was fly fishing with a buddy and he let me use a spare pair of his hip waders.
We were out in about waist deep water and I forgot what the fuck I was doing, and thinking I was just standing in water started to piss. It didn't take long for me to realize I was fully clothed, dry, in hip waders pissing INSIDE the waders. Took me longer than I expected to stop so now my leg is soaked with piss, piss is filling up on the inside of the waders, so I fake tripped so I could get all wet, then took the waders off and never told him.
The next day he was bringing them out again and was like "Fuck these things stink" haha.
- mpfree0
I told a nun to go to hell
Im going to hell for that one
- uberdesigner0
I shit in those waders and smashed the poop all around
- k0na_an0k0
AAAHAHAHAHAH!
omg uber. i was not expecting that.
- pluto0
Masterbated during Halloween while in a Edward Scissorhand costume
- grunttt0
my brother, a friend, and myself were out fucking around one saturday afternoon. we went to try to find a waterfall we had heard about. we found it, hung out and smoked a joint. my brother decides he's going to try to go down the large embankment to try to get close to the waterwall. he fell down the cliff (not high enough to get seriously injured). instead of offering to help i instead laughed and took pictures of him all muddy standing in the creek.
- ninjasavant0
hooked up with a girl at this guy's house. guy's brother was a priest away at seminary. i had sex in a priest's bed with a huge handcarved wooden crucifix above the headboard staring down at me. It shook everytime we hit the headboard. Good thing I don't believe in hell . . .
- pavlovs_dog0
i've done worse, but this is my favorite...
13 yrs old. experimenting with pipe bomb design (ammonium nitrate fertilizer).
we decide to blow up this really elobrate mail box in a local culdasack (in broad daylight).
boom! that fucker took the top of the post off, oh man...
fast forward three years. i'm dropping an acquaintance off at home after class...
holy shit! it's his mailbox i detonated. ...and his pops turns out to be a sargent on the vice squad.
now being pre oklamhoma city, pre columbine i don't think they freaked out too bad.
still...
- pluto0
punched a goat in a children's petting zoo
uberdesigner
(May 4 06, 10:40)Apologize!!!
- radar0
I dumped in my parking deck stair well a couple of weeks ago after a long night of drinking - and couldn't make it to the house, had to do the crap walk.
I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up, hahaha
- mpfree0
I didn't do this but a friend poo'd in the back seat floor of a car in the early morning in ~95 F weather. When his Ex-GF came back from work at about 5:30 PM, she was in for a supriiiiiiiiiiise!
- mpfree0
I dumped in my parking deck stair well a couple of weeks ago after a long night of drinking - and couldn't make it to the house, had to do the crap walk.
I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up, hahaha
radar
(May 4 06, 10:49)HAHA ROFL
you had to do the penguin walk?
LOLZ