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- grayhood0
oh, thats makes sence.
there was a kind named michael kirkus at my grade school who got caught jerking off inthe bath room by a teacher and was take to the principials office (catholic school mind you)
he was dubbed michael Kirkoff.
- flavorful0
Heh, you are beginning to twist my arm a bit with all these good stories.
- brooke0
I never separate my lights from darks.
:(
- mrdobolina0
About 5 years ago, 2 suburban jock dudes were walking down in an area where lots of college kids go to bars in my city. I was with 3 of my old friends who are kinda thugs in their own right. So one of these suburban dudes purposely bumps into my friend and then starts talking shit as if it was my friends fault, asking him what he is going to do about it and that sort of thing. One of my other friends (who we call "ballsy" because it is how you say his last name but it is spelled differently but personifies him perfectly) runs around the kid like a football play and clocks this dude on the side of his face and knocks him down. Then all four of us throw his buddy down on the ground and start stomping these dudes with our feet. This went on for like 3 minutes and the dudes finally got up and ran the fuck off.
Moral: Don't come to the city from the suburbs and walk around like you own the place. We don't fight like wrestlers.
- brooke0
I post about my stupid life.
- davey_g0
mrdobolina, that's awesome!
Another good story..went to a party at a house with white carpet...everyone had to take their shoes off, so there were like 100+ pairs of shoes. We ended up getting kicked out of the party later on and each of us stole about 5 odd shoes, about 25 odd shoes in all. We threw them all over the neighborhood on our way out. makes me laugh thinking of all the people walking home to their parents with one shoe on...especially the cool kids with only one Sebago.
- grayhood0
THATS the WORST thing you have ever done???????
come on!
- flavorful0
Haha, Michael Kirkoff ... Man that kid sure was a Kirkoff.
- honest0
alcohol tends to focus the brain on the main survival instincts.
You'll always feel up for a fight after a drink, you'll always want something to eat after a few glasses, and you never turn down sex — go figure
- flavorful0
This isn't the worst thing, but collectively covers most of my life.
I am the only person I've ever heard of who has completed the triple crown.
I was kicked out of grade school (twice), high school, and college.
- version30
i once shoved a paper towel full of cat shit into the mouth of a screaming woman and proceeded to indulge in carnal knowledege with her soon thereafter
- mpfree0
you sound like a pussy, mpfree.
Jalines_father
(May 4 06, 08:27)ha ha //I'll fucking beat you up
- mpfree0
Prev, Next Respond i once mailed bbq sauce to a guy in pittsburgh. it had 3 boogers in it.
grunttt
(May 4 06, 08:29)scrumptious, was that what they were
;)
- paraselene0
i used to seduce my professors.
:l
- k0na_an0k0
(and I'm not talking about you k0na, in case it seemed that way)
Jaline
(May 4 06, 09:12)good, because i don't have a drinking problem, i was drunk, and she was asking for it wearing that mini skirt.
:)
- kelpie0
haha its hardly the worst thing I've ever done, but I once skulled 350 magic mushrooms then promptly took a girl out to dinner (obviously she was oblivious). She had gotten dressed up and everything... that was hilarious, but she must have been shitting herself looking back, poor thing. I kept the head mostly, but no, we did not go out again needless to say.
- grayhood0
took a shit on the floor of a bar in Jersey, they should nto have stamped me hand with the workds "ripped off" after i payed the cover.
- mrdobolina0
Every guy I know has lied to a girl to get in her pants. Even if the lie was just to show fake interest in her.
- Jaline0
I can't tell you the worst thing I've ever done. But Karma gave it back to me times ten, that's for sure.
brooke
(May 4 06, 12:46)True.
Also, I'm a pretty private person but some of the worst things I've done other people have found out about (like a few people in my family). Really horrible feeling. Not that they haven't done things like that either, but I still feel guilty about it.
- grayhood0
messed around with a best friend's exgirlfriend after they had broken up. not too bad b/c i never touched her while they were going together but i still feel bad about it.
...and while i am on the subject i didn't treat the girl all that well. i am pretty sure she went into the poor house buying drugs which we took together. and in the end i told her i could not see her any more b/c of my buddy. pretty cold.