Worst Thing...
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- mrdobolina0
kaboom, daveyg. It was quite liberating.
- chossy0
A guy wouldn't give my brother his toy back so I grabbed the guys toy and fucking stamped on it until it was dust in front of him then grabbed my bro's toy back and told him not to fuck with my brother.
I also was getting chased by a guy and I waited till he got quite close behind me (he was going to kick my ass) and I jumped up and stamp kicked backwards at his nuts....... I then chased him as he ran away to the bogs and when I cought up with him he was crying and he had his pants down and he was bleeding from his penis.These things are what I would like to refer to as some of the things I have done, however the worst is still yet to come no doubt.
- k0na_an0k0
i wouldn't feel bad kona, that's pretty typical of your type.
and lol @ 'headliner'
_salisae_
(May 4 06, 08:40)i hope by 'my type' you mean men... as in all men... not just horny bastards like me.
- _me_0
i went from a night in shining armour to the biggest asshole on the planet.
k0na_an0k
(May 4 06, 08:38)Amen Mate.
Pretty much how i feel right now!
haha.
[ but she aint no "headliner" :P ]
- Jaline0
Nothing I'd write here... heh.
flavorful_4
(May 4 06, 08:14)Ha, same here.
- Jaline0
Nice chossy, standing up for your bro. I haven't had to stand up for anyone yet, but the day will inevitably come as I am the oldest of 5 children.
- kelpie0
go for the biggest one first jaline. the rest will be too scared to do anything.
So if NT attacks you, kick Kona in the nuts
- k0na_an0k0
wow... some of these things are fucking AWESOME!
and a couple i've done before as well! haha.
- kezza_20
Lying to get into someones pants is alright by me.
- _salisae_0
really kezza? how do you justify that?
- Jaline0
Did k0na actually get in her pants?
- honest0
nobody with testicles should mess with chossy
- davey_g0
3 friends and I flipped a car outside of a rave in Atlanta, we were tripping balls and just had this intense energy and wanted to fuck something up. When it actually flipped on the roof and windows shattered, we freaked and booked it like Karl Lewis. It was pretty fun.
- kezza_20
The single worst thing I've ever done is borrow my dads car when drunk and wrote it off crashing through a hedge into a ditch.
It was a Jaguar, he'd been working all his life to get. makes me want to cry just thinking about it.
I've stolen, cheated constantly on old girlfriends, and made an ex have an abortion when I was 19.
Oh and when the police raided a squatter party I was at, I dumped the 5 pills I had on me into some guys coat....which they found....
there are more
- kelpie0
scumbag.
- mrdobolina0
davey, I can see vandalism was an integral part of our development.
- k0na_an0k0
Did k0na actually get in her pants?
Jaline
(May 4 06, 08:53)yes.
and one of her friends too. she WAS a stripper for god's sake and this WAS vegas.
i justify my actions thinking 'ok, did this girl really think i was prince charming while i was sammiched between her and her friend?!?'
at least that helps me sleep at night.
btw... my wedding plans are going GREAT!
haha. did i mention this was 5 years ago?
- kezza_20
Dont most people lie when a woman is involved? When I was younger (and not involved with someone I really like), if a chick I liked asked if I was single, well after 5 pints I could say anything....anything
- kelpie0
hey, no comment on the chicks, but you could at least have gubbed your own eccies, you coward ;)
- k0na_an0k0
kezza you rule.