Worst Thing...
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- Jaline0
This is why assault and rape cases are messed up. Because people are always dishonest or have too much to drink beforehand.
- kelpie0
*slips that quarter pound of cocaine into kona's backpack just as the cops show up
*whistles
- kezza_20
drink is the start of most fuck ups
- kelpie0
lets not hold that against it, wouldn't be fair...
- mrdobolina0
bugs me when people say "I was drunk" as if that is an excuse to do anything.
- kelpie0
its a reason, dobs, not an excuse
- davey_g0
mrdobolina, we would have been fucking bandits together, wrecking shit back in the day!
- Jaline0
bugs me when people say "I was drunk" as if that is an excuse to do anything.
mrdobolina
(May 4 06, 09:05)yup
or when people say they don't have a drinking problem, yet that's the only way they can feel better about themselves...
- flavorful0
yup
or when people say they don't have a drinking problem, yet that's the only way they can feel better about themselves...
Jaline
(May 4 06, 09:08)I don't have a drinking problem, I love to drink!
It makes me feel good!
- kezza_20
oh come on. The most stupid things happen when people are drunk. I used to work in a nightclub...I know
- Jaline0
To clarify, I don't have a problem with drinking. Just that sometimes people don't know how to control themselves as to not hurt themselves or someone else...
(and I'm not talking about you k0na, in case it seemed that way)
- mrdobolina0
ok davey, this isnt a "worst thing" but it is pretty damn funny.
I was maybe 17 going to some college party. It was pretty warm outside and I was with an old buddy of mine who is still insane to this day.
We walk past an apartment building that the lowest level of apartment is half underground/ half not. On one window sill is someone's wine bottle collection. There must have been 50 empty wine bottles on this window sill.
So Wagner (my friend) runs at the window and kung fu kicks the bottles and 50 empty wine bottles go crashing into someones living room and we tore the fuck off.
- k0na_an0k0
when i was in high school they were removing trees from a woods to make room for houses. they had all the tree trunks stacked in piles waiting to be taken away by those large logger trucks. they sat there for weeks.
one night we were at a party near the woods so a buddy of mine and i got shitfaced and broke into a bunch of peoples garages stealing their gas cans.
then we walked about a mile and poured 6, 5 gallon containers of gas over the tree pile. we made a little gas trail so we could light it from a 'safe' distance. when i lit the trail from about 8 feet away the gas exploded from the pile and blew us on our backs.
i dont think either of us was expecting that big of an explosion, and up until that moment, i don't think either of us though of how huge of a fire this would be.
we ran full blast for a mile to get away, ducking into the woods to dodge all the cop cars and fire trucks.
it made the next days news papers in towns as far as 30 miles away.
i didn't feel so bad about lighting the fire, as i did breaking into the garages like that and stealing.
- flavorful0
hahhaaaha
- radar0
burnt down a 18th Century slave owners mansion on a VA farm
passed out behind the wheel on pills ran off the road and crashed into another car, fled the scene and didn't report it
beat a kid unconscious with a bat in his living room
I was a horrible youth, I could go on...
- Jaline0
haha, k0na. I can just imagine you guys getting thrown into the air..
- kezza_20
And people wonder why designers aren't good with arsey clients
- flavorful0
Heh, you are beginning to twist my arm a bit with all these good stories.
- mrdobolina0
About 5 years ago, 2 suburban jock dudes were walking down in an area where lots of college kids go to bars in my city. I was with 3 of my old friends who are kinda thugs in their own right. So one of these suburban dudes purposely bumps into my friend and then starts talking shit as if it was my friends fault, asking him what he is going to do about it and that sort of thing. One of my other friends (who we call "ballsy" because it is how you say his last name but it is spelled differently but personifies him perfectly) runs around the kid like a football play and clocks this dude on the side of his face and knocks him down. Then all four of us throw his buddy down on the ground and start stomping these dudes with our feet. This went on for like 3 minutes and the dudes finally got up and ran the fuck off.
Moral: Don't come to the city from the suburbs and walk around like you own the place. We don't fight like wrestlers.
- davey_g0
mrdobolina, that's awesome!
Another good story..went to a party at a house with white carpet...everyone had to take their shoes off, so there were like 100+ pairs of shoes. We ended up getting kicked out of the party later on and each of us stole about 5 odd shoes, about 25 odd shoes in all. We threw them all over the neighborhood on our way out. makes me laugh thinking of all the people walking home to their parents with one shoe on...especially the cool kids with only one Sebago.