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- radar0
we used to dump in plastic bags then ring someones doorbell so when they opened their main door we would launch the bag from the road with a water balloon launcher and it would bust against the glass door and splat, quite a few people would hit the ground seeing it flying at their head, raw eggs were used occasionally as well.
- Rand0
does killing a man count?
- grunttt0
i killed 3 peo...
nevermind.
- grunttt0
lol - we were typing at the same time rand.
- mpfree0
I went deer hunting when I was about 14.
I almost blew my grandfather's foot off. The trigger went loose.
x_x
- mrdobolina0
broke into a limo and stole the stereo, 2 tv's and all the booze.
broke into a vw gti around 1989 and stole 2 brand new recaro racing seats and sold them to a guy for 500 bucks.
- grunttt0
sold tokes off a joint for 5 bucks a piece to a couple of christian college guys that somehow ended up at the same party as me. yes TOKES.
they were so "fucked up." yeah right, dumbasses.
- grunttt0
i probably drove 2000 miles drunk out of my mind between the ages of 16-17. it scares me to think about that. i never had a wreck but i did finally get pulled. got a DUI and lost my license until i was 18.
stupid, stupid, stupid.
- mpfree0
I threw a bottle of Jack Daniels against the wall of a divey bar once. Smashed up about 15 bottles of other shit in the back.
Owner was going to kill me. I never ran so fast out of a building.
- grayhood0
drove from atlantic city to philly, stoned and drunk in the pooring rain at 4am. have no idea how i made it home. my buddy who was in the same situation in a different car hit the toll booth and got a flat tire, but somehow made it home as well.
- mpfree0
ohh yeah, then there is the piss in my neigbor's plants thing.
he moved away.
all his lovely fern planties were D-E-A-D in two months
- foreverwhatever0
i once ground a kids parents up and made chili out of them, and then tricked him into eating it...
- mpfree0
I once started this thread called 'Cinco De mayo Boycott', just to piss everyone off, especially the Chicanos.
It seems to have worked
HA HA
- v-gates0
worst thing thread = ludivico technique
- mrdobolina0
Once threw a corona bottle at a taco bell manager for kicking me out of the taco bell for having a beer in it. It smashed on the wall about a foot from his head.
Needless to say all of these things that I am talking about happened before I turned 20.
Frank's Wild Days.
- k0na_an0k0
a year or two ago i started doing a lot of talk about stabbing hobos... just for a joke.
then a lot of people on nt just got out of hand with it and for some reason i felt as though i had to do it.
so one night, about 6 months ago i stabbed a ho. it's a big deal. i'm working up to a hobo... so a ho is all i could manage at the start.
bitch bled like a stuck pig.
- swollenelbow0
fuck.
- grayhood0
thats nothing i once swallowed a bottle of exlax and a claw hammer.
- k0na_an0k0
i once made mrdobolina cry for 4 days straight. they had to rush him to the hospital he was so dehydrated.
we never fought again after that.
- flavorful0
Okay, here is a funny thing...
Me and my friend made dummies that just had to look lifeless, because all they were going to do was swing around off of bridges, because they "hung" themselves.
Now before you go "Good Son" on me, we did them over water - except we live in Pittsburgh, so we would wait until a tourist ship would come just about under and heave it over (which is no small task in broad daylight with tons of cars whizzing by you).
The dummies all had buckets over their heads, and a sign on them that read "Tony's Got It" (+1 if you know the reference).
We hit the Fort Pitt Bridge first and made the news ... especially since we used Happy Birfday streamers as the means to hold them up.
Then we hit the West End, Birmingham and Sixth Street bridges, however, we were using construction wires at this point we found making it almost impossible for the dummies to be lifted up by a normal human because it took two of us to throw the thing over.
At this point police ended our fun by posting up on most of the bridges and doing very not random checks (... we were watching of course, hehe).
So we stopped.
My favourite part of this was I was in the car riding with me mum listening to the radio, and a Construction Worker called up to laugh about what some kids were doing.
He loved it, and couldn't stop laughing about "Tony's Got It" and the complaints that were being raised, hahah.
Good times.