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- jox0
Oh oh, in 4th grade I had to drop some kids off at the pool, only I had forgot to lock the door. And of course, the baddest kid on the block had to come and open the door. He yells "HEY EVERYBODY, COME CHECK THIS GUY OUT!!" and I think 50 or 60 kids stood there laughing at me.
You're never as vulnerable as you are in that situation. I could so easily kill that guy, even today.
- mrdobolina0
destroyed a bulldozer that probably cost 100 grand.
Stole a car once.
- _me_0
Have had sex with 17 year olds when I was 25
mpfree
(May 4 06, 08:21)WHATS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT?
- mpfree0
tried to impregnate every African girl I slept with, don't really know if I did and there is some creamy half American kid running around the bush. Didn't use a single condom in a country that has a 1/4 HIV+ rate.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Jalines_father0
I burnt down a mobil home as a kid.
I once stole money out the desk of my classmates during recess and when I came back in - the teachers had conveined a meeting requesting the money be returned quietly.
I kept it and no one ever knew.
- mpfree0
Been jailed at least 5 times.
5 paragraph record.
when I was in my teens I sold drugs, beat people with bats, have thrown bricks at people, been busted for shoplifting at least 5 times, etc.
fuck it, I'm trying to get it all expunged
- Jalines_father0
Had sex with really fat girl I met on the internet - only 2 hours after meeting her.
Super gross - it was tequila moment.
- jox0
Dude, you should be in Fox River!
- grunttt0
i've never been a bully but i used to beat this one kid up (brian j.) everyday when we got off the bus. i wouldn't necessarily start it, he always seemed to be like "today is the day i win" - i'd kick his ass and he'd be ready to roll again the next day. we'll 18 years later I saw Brian at little get together. he was in a wheelchair paralyzed from the neck down from a drunk driving accident.
- Jalines_father0
you sound like a pussy, mpfree.
- Jalines_father0
i've never been a bully but i used to beat this one kid up (brian j.) everyday when we got off the bus. i wouldn't necessarily start it, he always seemed to be like "today is the day i win" - i'd kick his ass and he'd be ready to roll again the next day. we'll 18 years later I saw Brian at little get together. he was in a wheelchair paralyzed from the neck down from a drunk driving accident.
grunttt
(May 4 06, 08:27)
+Wow, shitty ending to an otherwise good story. Hollywood your storyline up a little bit next time. Instead of a wheelchair - it should of been all about round 3.
- grunttt0
i once mailed bbq sauce to a guy in pittsburgh. it had 3 boogers in it.
I'M KIDDING JAZX! I wouldn't do that to ya brotha.
- Jalines_father0
jazX sounds like a pussy too.
- grunttt0
my 7th grade girlfriend, Robyn would give me notes every morning that she had written the night before. dumb young love stuff. well finally one morning i had a note for her. it was the first note i had ever given her and she was so excited. it was a break up note. broke her heart - she in turn broke my Swatch watch - i had it coming.
- davey_g0
Put a hose in the mail slot of the main office of some condos I used to live in. Did this on a Friday after they had left for the weekend. I hated those pricks, so now they got at least 48 hours of gushing water and flooded their whole place. I was about 17 and thought it was awesome...looking back in was a dick move, but one of those things that makes for a good story though.
- Jalines_father0
gruntttt - enough already.
*sniff
You're going to... *sniff... make my kids cry.
you damn kids™
- kelpie0
haha gruntt
- davey_g0
destroyed a bulldozer that probably cost 100 grand.
mrdobolina
(May 4 06, 08:22)I fucking love that story!!!!!!!!
- k0na_an0k0
4 or 5 years ago i went to vegas and met this headliner at a strip club.
i was there for 4 days and said everythign she wanted to hear to get into her pants.
as the 4th day came and went i told her i had a girlfriend back home (which was a lie).
it's was the most dishonest thing i've ever done to another human. she cried so much.
5 years later i still think about it and feel bad. from what i said to her to what i did 4 days later, i went from a night in shining armour to the biggest asshole on the planet.
- _salisae_0
i wouldn't feel bad kona, that's pretty typical of your type.
and lol @ 'headliner'