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- k0na_an0k0
i will also wear a shirt that says 'do me' or 'lets fuck'. works like a charm.
and i walk around nekkid a lot too. especially in public.
oh, and i quote quagmire in conversation too. that dude is one smooth mo fo.
- Kuz0
Are you hot?
Cos girls tend to like hot guys. I hope you're not on the short side, girls like tall guys. Work on ur buttocks, girls like nice bums. Get a cool hair cut, some cool clothes that make u look too good for them. Slap some nice smelling stuff on. Make sure u have nice shiny straight white teeth. Girls like shiny straight white teeth. Don't look nervous, girls smell fear.
It's ok to be drunk, as long as you're hot, and don't come on too sleazy.
Impress them with a tattoo that requires exposing ur six pack.
Don't talk too much. Girls don't like loud mouth guys. No one does. Just sit there and look pretty, allowing her to talk on and on (which girls love), just occassionally interjecting to ask a question, which will allow her to go on and on some more. Most of look pretty. Most of all, don't try hard to be funny, u'll look a fool and she wont take u seriously. But do make her laugh every once in a while.
Don't wear clothes that hide ur muscular physique. If you got one. If not, get to work.
- Clear0
I remember back in the day...
Well actually I just remember I always got numbers and met cute girls when I wasn't trying. Hell some of the best times I've had were when girls came over and dragged ME onto the dance floor.
My problem was when I "try", I normally fail like a rockstar.
- nessdog0
Hasn't JazX got a few 'hotties' to spare?
- MX_OnD0
Are you hot?
Cos girls tend to like hot guys. I hope you're not on the short side, girls like tall guys. Work on ur buttocks, girls like nice bums. Get a cool hair cut, some cool clothes that make u look too good for them. Slap some nice smelling stuff on. Make sure u have nice shiny straight white teeth. Girls like shiny straight white teeth. Don't look nervous, girls smell fear.
It's ok to be drunk, as long as you're hot, and don't come on too sleazy.
Impress them with a tattoo that requires exposing ur six pack.
Don't talk too much. Girls don't like loud mouth guys. No one does. Just sit there and look pretty, allowing her to talk on and on (which girls love), just occassionally interjecting to ask a question, which will allow her to go on and on some more. Most of look pretty. Most of all, don't try hard to be funny, u'll look a fool and she wont take u seriously. But do make her laugh every once in a while.
Don't wear clothes that hide ur muscular physique. If you got one. If not, get to work.
Kuz
(Feb 22 05, 07:40)WHIT A HEAP O' SHITE YE SPEAK!
Ah am oanly 5foot 6 or summit, huv a shite haircut an' ma maist expensive troosers cost £40. The lassies fucken love me tho, ken?
Ah sweer like a trooper, say "cunt" in front o' any cunt an' still the lassies love me.
The one best tip is mek em laff.
If ye can mek a lassie laff an' she pisses hersel' jist a little bit then yer richt in there.Dinnae listen tae Kuz, last time he pulled he ended up at hame wi' a fucken caravan wpnderin' whit the fuck he wuz deein.
- taragee0
lol mx is right
- MX_OnD0
did ye piss yersel' jist a little bit tara?
- taragee0
lol i was goign to say something absolutely filthy
- MX_OnD0
see? Ah tell ye mek em laff an' they tell ye absolutely filthy stuff.
tek it fae one who kens!
- k0na_an0k0
i don't swear good eh ken?
- iDp0
hahah MX...funny I agree with you...and I also think Kuz was being sarcastic...he threw out every cliche in the book.
Alright lets end this...starting to feel like a horny perv...which is exactly what I am right now...but I'll just post when I do get laid, ken?
kOna...I expect you to bring a handbook of sorts so get fucking cracking you lazy ho. 4k words or more.
- Kuz0
well mr Burnett, the fella was looking for a one night stand/fuck buddy. A half-decent girl has her pick of men for a one nighter/fuck only encounter and will not settle for any old flabby phil.
If, on the other hand, ur willing to shag any old munter, then by all means stumble up to her like a comical jock ;)
- Kuz0
i am soooo not being sarcastic.
- iDp0
come on....yessssss you are.
show a tattoo by pulling up my shirt to show off my six pack??
Kuz if you arent being sarcastic I'll bet your dick is dryer than mine. All girls out here are used to the guy who is well dressed, smells nice, Ken doll looking. You gotta throw em off a bit.
- MX_OnD0
Naw naw Kuz, Ah genuinely mean it...
Ah wuz always nervous as fuck aboot speakin' tae good lookin' burds, bein' a short arsed wee cunt wi' an accent strong enough tae toss cabers... till Ah realised it's no aboot looks or clothes or fucken haircut...
If yer lokin' fer a one nighter just go oot tae some club an' buy some swamp donkey a case o' Bacardi Breezers.
If no jist relax, be yer naturally charmin' an' amusin' self and dinnae be too hurried..
ps. Cheers fer the respctfullness o' cawin' me mister.:p
- Kuz0
haha, i guess i was being slightly tongue in cheek.
only slightly mind. Girls can be as shallow as guyz ya know. Rememer that.
- Kuz0
oh well, i guess being the fantastically handsome guy i am, i've never had to make the effort with the comedy routine bit ;)
- iDp0
yeah I think though as far as Vegas goes...I think the girls go after the off beat guys. I'm sure this happens a lot elsewhere. I have a theory that a lot of girls come here to visiit..they usually have a bit of cash..and they deal with a lot of pretty boys hitting on them where they are from. So when they come to vegas its always 'let your hair down' time..
- GeorgiePorgie0
someone told me kuz likes dudes tounges in his cheek.
i'm not sure if i'd listen to his advice.
:/