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Naw naw Kuz, Ah genuinely mean it...
Ah wuz always nervous as fuck aboot speakin' tae good lookin' burds, bein' a short arsed wee cunt wi' an accent strong enough tae toss cabers... till Ah realised it's no aboot looks or clothes or fucken haircut...
If yer lokin' fer a one nighter just go oot tae some club an' buy some swamp donkey a case o' Bacardi Breezers.
If no jist relax, be yer naturally charmin' an' amusin' self and dinnae be too hurried..
ps. Cheers fer the respctfullness o' cawin' me mister.:p