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- k0na_an0k0
actually ipd, i have a buddy, tom, he dances like a complete fool and gets laid all the time. maybe that's the trick.
- Kuz0
i do indeed like that. In fact, rimming (giving and receiving) is my favourite sexual activity.
- GeorgiePorgie0
I think I just puked a bit in my mouth.
- taragee0
TMI!
- MX_OnD0
seriously laddies.
Imagine ye walk intae a bar an' every burd in the bar huz blonde hair an muckle cans, except one burd who has black hair an' a mare athletic look.... who sticks out???
Right so noo imagine yer a burd (no like that ye durty hooooor!)
There's aww these 6 foot tall blokes that huv spent mare time than yersel in front o' the mirror gellin' their salon hair an' checkin' the threads before headin' oot... then there's this one scruffy lookin' wee cunt who's sat there smilin an' content wi' himsel... who ye maist likely tae be interested in?It's fucken obvious it really is.
Ask Dudley Moore.
- GeorgiePorgie0
TMI!
taragee
(Feb 22 05, 08:28)
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Thanks. Now I have a craving for Hooters Three Mile Island wings.I hate you.
- Kuz0
yeah, fair point MX. I just think tho, where one night stands are concerned, and pure sexualness and desire to get fucked, a girl would obviously look for a potential hot shag. If she was looking just for that. Which, by the sounds of this thread...
ah fuck, i've lost interest. carry on
- k0na_an0k0
i get hit on all the time. but i usually stuff my pants with a watermellon.
whatever it takes ya know.
and, i do go home empty handed i have a nice warm watermellon ot eat.
yummy.
- GeorgiePorgie0
Haha. Kona kills me.
- unfitdutchfat0
k0na is so funny!
- taragee0
kona pees in the watermellon instead of waiting in the longlines
- MX_OnD0
ye want tae hear him tryen tae sound scottish. Just aboot did kill me!
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. yeah post it mx. i tried. haha.
- MX_OnD0
later m'n, huv tae get hame furst... be up soon...
- k0na_an0k0
hee hee.
mx is talking about my first 'swearathon' entry.
very funny.
more to come fo sho.
- taragee0
whaaa? did kona prank call you?!
- MX_OnD0
whaaa? did kona prank call you?!
taragee
(Feb 22 05, 08:36)hold oan tara....
dinnae piss yersel, no even a little bit.
- taragee0
whaaa? did kona prank call you?!
- taragee0
oops :P
- ricstultz0
this thread is really funny...
and kinda pathetic as well.
Smile, be confident and eventually you'll gather a ladies notice.