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- k0na_an0k0
haha. no tara. better. i sent him a qt of me swearin to add to the swearathon.
both mx and chossy gave me the ok to submit after i asked if i could join.
one condition. i had to don a scots accent.
horrible. more irish me thinks. i'm a moron.
next one maybe i'll strike up a hillbilly accent. :)
- unfitdutchfat0
MX is from Scotland? No way..
- motokiss0
IDP i will be your wingman just fly me out there im a PIMP ;)
- iDp0
hahaha sounds good!
- taragee0
he is :P we had phone sex ok not really
- k0na_an0k0
dude. motokiss is telling the truth. i slept with him before.
he IS a pimp.
- Point50
WTF?!?! I always miss the good threads! Anyway iDp, fuck it... I've been single the last 2.5 years, and am maybe getting into a relationship soon. I actually enjoy being single. Nobody to answer to for shit. Watch what the fuck I wanna watch on TV, go out when I want, eat what I want, leave my shit where I want. It's not bad man. Not bad at all. How old are you? if you say anywhere in your 20's then you shouldn't even b thinking about anything except playing the field like Ray Lewis. Since I work at a club I meet tons of girls that are just in for the weekend, but I'm just not that one night stand type of guy anymore. So if that's not what you're looking for, then I say just go out of town a lot. When you visit other cities, you get that "HEY, I'M NOT FROM HERE" smell on you and the chicks will come runnin... some good spots are Seattle, Denver, Phoenix, New Orleans, Orlando, Ft. Lauderdale and Austin. I know it sounds kinda stupid, but catch a weekend flight deal to somewhere where you know someone and can stay with for free. Then live it up. A$200 r/t flight + free room at friend's house + $200 for the weekend = the same or less than you would pay here in Vegas.
Then again, you could always go by the old school method of meeting women in the grocery store or library. Judge them by what they eat or read.
Naw; I'd rather judge them by how many drinks they've had!
- mattyd0
haha, im kind of pissed i saw what mx looked like on the swear-a-thon site. before, where i read his posts, i just pictured the scottish janitor on the simpsons.
- unfitdutchfat0
define pimp. I mean my gay boyfriend pimps me around and shows me off in a dress, does that count?
- k0na_an0k0
technically yes. but send me photos so i can be sure.
haha.
- Point50
Speaking of p-i-m-p, all this talk is reminding me of that movie The Mack. A classic for sure. True pimpalicious flick.
- uhohseangettio0
Yo, Come down to Toronto...I will have groupies on your nuts in seconds...;)
- motokiss0
well kona and i really didnt sleep with each other well like we did but there was no penatration more tickling and peeing on eachother.
- mattyd0
rent this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119…follow anything bill bellamy does. bill bellamy get 'em wet.
- chossy0
I use hookers for company. I find them satisfying and value for money. I have never been let down and it is impossible for me to let them down. HEALTHY!
- GeorgiePorgie0
Sean Getti. Here in the U.S. the 'goupies' have to be at least 18 for it to be legal.
- uhohseangettio0
I can get that b.
- unfitdutchfat0
alrighty, I thought so. I was being whistled at and figured I was being pimped by my gay lover. It is so sweet you know!
BTW, when is 'Gay Day' on NT? We will have a parade in Luxembourg. Janne is invited, since I know secrets about him.
Shhhhhhhh
- k0na_an0k0
and female ya moe.
- Point50
*booking ticket to Toronto