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- iDp0
lol airey
John...I have no clue...I need to go out more...god I have some wild stories about this place frm my youth...I've got to start collecting more stories.
- BonSeff0
yer doomed so long the blister is living under your roof. tell her to beat it! thats the first step foo
- iDp0
you are all fucking right...I think I forgot to get my balls back after I broke up with her. She's got them in a jar around here somewhere.
- BonSeff0
sack up fucker,
quit being a sally
- taragee0
lol @sakcup
- johndiggity0
yeah, grow a pair and take back your manhood!
- airey0
take it easy on yourself man. it's really hard to get back on the horse when you've been in a steady relationship for a while. just drink enough to have balls but not a nimrod and see what happens. try and have a good time rather than be on the hunt also as chicks can see the desperate glint in your eye (experience talking here). get out and enjoy the freedom and someone will spot you.
maybe you need to address your own sexuality first?
- mattyd0
you're like a big bear man! youve got these big, fuck off claws. and she's just a little bunny, cowering in the corner.
- taragee0
this reminds me i need a trip top vegas to prey on soem unsuspecting youth
- jevad0
you're so money man, and you don;t even know it.
- mattyd0
this reminds me i need a trip top vegas to prey on soem unsuspecting youth
taragee(Feb 21 05, 22:36)
are you drunk again tara? you know how you get when you are drunk!
- mattyd0
you dont wanna be the guy in the PG-13 movie who everyone hopes is gonna make it happen! you wanna be the guy in the rared R movie, who you're not sure if you like him yet. youre not really sure where he's coming from.
- johndiggity0
3 of my friends are getting married this year and i have word that we are going to have a joint bachelor party in vegas sometime in may. some guys have already started writing wills. i am getting worried. someone will not make it out alive.
- story0
Cosmetic counter girls - they're so pretty :)
- taragee0
im not drunk what i dont deserve love too u fukas ahaha
- iDp0
'you dont wanna be the guy in the PG-13 movie who everyone hopes is gonna make it happen! you wanna be the guy in the rared R movie, who you're not sure if you like him yet. youre not really sure where he's coming from.'
I declare this is the best advice so far. I think I'll have a t-shirt made that says 'I'm the guy in the R rated movie who you just aren't quite sure about yet'
- johndiggity0
i do not when it is going to be. i keep bumping it, but no one answers. will you bring the suit?
- taragee0
ha i otally would if ihad any idea where it was :P i peeled taht suka off!
- iDp0
airey what do you mean I need to address my sexuality? I think its pretty obvious I'm attracted to male midgets...no?