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- iDp
been so long since I've been single...how does one get laid these days?
Help a brother out...girls you too...need some tips before my wang jumps ship to go join the circus.
- nick0
hit on retail girls. very easy targets. they're there to help you and be nice to you.. work it girl.
- taragee0
overrated
- iDp0
oh good one!
I think I need to call the boys and go out a bit more often.
- johndiggity0
go out by yourself. girls are always interested if you are alone, unless you look like an alcoholic.
- taragee0
yeah.. a pack of drunk guys in vegas is a real turn on for girls :P
- iDp0
whats overrated? sex? hell no!
The circus is whats overrated...I tried to tell my wang that but he is still threatening to leave. He's got it stuck in his head...hahaha head.
I need to stop drinking too.
- taragee0
yes sex
- iDp0
tara didn't you bed a guy who was with a pack of guys in Vegas??????????? Double Down...bringing back memories??
- taragee0
no™ not exactly a pack
- iDp0
Sex is not overrated!! Sex is like the color black..timeless.
- taragee0
it is hated
u just want to get laid or u want a girlfriend
- airey0
i'll email you my mum'snumber, she's pretty keen to add a few more regulars to the stable...
- iDp0
your mum? thats sick man...fucking twisted pervert
- iDp0
come on...little more help here. So jDiggy says go out alone...I kinda like that but I'm also a shy type guy. But I guess that could be good...I dig challenges.
TIPS MUTHER FUCKERS LETS GO!!
- taragee0
do you waqnt a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
- jevad0
jesus christ man...it's serious slapping time when you have to turn to somewhere like NT to get your game on
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snap out of it man!
- iDp0
hmm well I just got out of a four year relationship...and I do actually have two girls who are kinda after me...but relationship type after me. So I think...and I'm being honest...I think I just need a good ol fuck buddy.
- johndiggity0
if you are shy, you can't be anymore. it's hard, i used to be like that, but it's much more fun to get loaded, go out to the bar and start walking up to random hotties and hit on them than sitting in a bar stool drinking till you can't see.
- taragee0
what jevad said lol
dude u get fuckbuddies by combing bars at closing time u dont know that?
- iDp0
jevad...thank you...I really did need that.
I've been drinkin...went to dinner with the ex...only god knows why...and we kinda flirted a bit...so now I'm all worked up. *sigh*
I forgot what its like to be single...shit kinda sucks sometimes.