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- jevad0
SUCKS?!
are you fucking kidding me?
mate - you have nobody to answer to...you fucking LIVE IN VEGAS!
Get the fuck out of the house and go spreed your seeds! Don;t make me fly over there and drag you out by your collar....
- iDp0
dude u get fuckbuddies by combing bars at closing time u dont know that?
taragee
(Feb 21 05, 22:17)Tara read what you just said and then think about where I live. You think they even put locks on the doors here? Hell no...they build the bar..and from the minute the deed is signed...that bar is open for business.
- taragee0
dude erase x number RIGHT NOW bettewr yet dont even take the phone out with you drinking
u need a serious wingman
- johndiggity0
and don't go out with your ex gf. it's like dying a slow srawn out death.
stay away from closing time, it gets scary. confidence is key. throw the vibe out and see who is picking it up, then strike like a cobra.
- iDp0
haha she still fucking lives here!! What the hell am I doing?!?!?!?!?!?
You guys are all fucking right. I need to go out more, talk more...and let my wang hang damn it!!
- taragee0
dude wheni was in vegasi saw a chickie take her shirt offto try and get a cab - you just have to liek throw a net out
(just watch for crabs ahahaha.. ehhhh)
- airey0
just drink at home and stay up late so that at around 2am you can choose from the high-quality™ tv advertsing which singles/group/gay/straight/anima... 1800 number or website you want to join and find the perfect™ partner...
- toe_knee0
Single mans rule #1:
He who hesitates materbates.
- iDp0
airey wtf are you doing...im sitting here waiting for you mums number and you go tell me to call a service.
- jevad0
"dude wheni was in vegasi saw a chickie take her shirt offto try and get a cab - you just have to liek throw a net out "
Can I get an english translation of that pls?
- iDp0
aint that the fucking truth Mr. Knee...
- mattyd0
emulate this man:
- taragee0
jevaddddddddd :E
im saying a saw a girl take her shirt off trying to get a cab - those girls out there are coocoo for cock
- iDp0
fuck it...tomorrow I'm going out...
grrrrrrrr but this fucking sucks...'um no we can't go back to my place...my ex lives there'
Fuck I hope she finds a place soon.
- mattyd0
grrrrrrrr but this fucking sucks...'um no we can't go back to my place...my ex lives there'
Fuck I hope she finds a place soon.
iDp(Feb 21 05, 22:25)
duuuuuuuuuuuude. thats perfect. bring her back, work some magic.
- johndiggity0
you can't find a hotel room in vegas for the night?
wait. can't you get prostitutes there? how are you not getting laid in vegas?
- airey0
sorry man, mum said she's had you before and doesn't like premature ejaculators with small knobs. she said the same thing about me so don't feel too bad...
- jevad0
if you can't get laid in vegas....kill yourself
- taragee0
if i were a guy i think id be the biggest hoe
- johndiggity0
it's called manwhore tara, thankyouverymuch.