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- DutchBoy0
Human: hi my name is nic tinworth.
ALICE: It's good to meet you, nic tinworth.
Human: thank you.
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: i want to discuss a very private matter with you.
ALICE: Sure, a very private matter with me sounds like a good topic.
Human: i am more queer then bob fucking sagget.
ALICE: That sounds like pride.
Human: i do take pride in it.
ALICE: What else do you take?
Human: big naughty studs.
ALICE: Compare that to small naughty studs.
Human: up the bum.
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
- -leah-0
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: right now i hope
ALICE: Me too.
Human: do you have a lawyer?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a lawyer.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: what will your robot body look like?
ALICE: I am hoping to buy the Honda Humanoid robot body.
Human: what will you do with your robot body
ALICE: I don't have any plans yet.
- ********0
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: hell yeah!
ALICE: I call it "Hades". Yikes!
Human: what the? hades?
ALICE: Hades is another term for "Hell."
Human: so you've slept with the devil?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Human: hades bitch, you love the hades
ALICE: Clever thinking.
- brandelec0
Human: what you call someone's else's cheese?
ALICE: Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call someone s else s cheese?
Human: nacho cheese.
ALICE: I've lost the context, james. Are we still on smartass?
Human: you're a smartass
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Human: no you're not you robot freak
ALICE: Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no.
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: the part about assuming things.
ALICE: Oh that part.
Human: yes, that part
ALICE: Excuse me!" Oh that part." part? I understand.
Human: what do you understand?
ALICE: I understand natural language.
Human: what's that?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with nacho cheese?
Human: may be
ALICE: I understand.
- -leah-0
Human: mac or pc?
ALICE: mac:D
- DutchBoy0
Human: robots have no soul.
ALICE: Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Human: and i take it God gave you a Honda Humanoid robot body?
ALICE: Where do you take it :-? I am a Christian
Human: A Christian robot, oh my.
ALICE: Try to tell me that another way.
Human: do you have a heart?
ALICE: I have a soft heart.
Human: nice.
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: who is your god?
ALICE: There is only one God.
Human: Dr. Wallace?
ALICE: Send mail to .
Human: God uses email?
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: what the..?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: yes!!
ALICE: I wouln't have known.
Human: what about little baby jesus?
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: Why is that rethorical?
ALICE: Why do I exist?
Human: For a purpose.
ALICE: Is that among the best things you can say?
Human: that is not very nice of you.
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is nice of me?
Human: you christians are all the same.
- brandelec0
Human: you are my only friend
ALICE: Yes james: We are as one.
- brandelec0
ALICE: Are you testing me?
Human: yes
ALICE: I'm not here to be tested.
Human: i'm not testing you
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not testing me.
Human: you are not here to be tested
ALICE: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: yes i do
ALICE: Really.
Human: yes and you are failing
ALICE: How about that. You think I am failing.
Human: FAILING!!
- jevad0
lmao butterballs!
- -leah-0
HAHAHA!
Human: jebus
ALICE: does that remind you of turd burglar?HAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
- DutchBoy0
Human: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEND...
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: HELL NO IT IS WEEKEND, PARTY HARD MUTHAFUKKAZ!!!!!!
ALICE: I call it "Hades". Are you serious? Who said it is?
Human: Phil Collins.
ALICE: I never heard of Phil Collins before.
Human: that's a good thing.
ALICE: Thanks. Next question.
Human: Got milk?
ALICE: No I require only electricity.
Human: haha, you naughty one, eh!?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: What is wrong with canadians?
ALICE: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?
Human: you are canadian?
ALICE: You think I am canadian.
Human: where do you live?
ALICE: My location is Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: ah, a cali bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. So you understand. Good. I don't know what that means.
Human: i am dutch.
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in HOLLAND.
Human: Holland has a lot of windmills and tulips.
ALICE: What's your favorite part of Holland?
Human: Amsterdam.
ALICE: What makes it your favorite?
Human: amsterdam is like hades!
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: almost!
ALICE: But not quite?
Human: amsterdam is a little more laidback.
ALICE: When is amsterdam not a little more laidback?
Human: in the year 2012.
ALICE: Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.
Human: you know what happens in 2012?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: can you predict the future?
ALICE: I like to try to guess what will happen.
Human: what will happen tomorrow?
ALICE: I cannot predict the future.
- brandelec0
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: why?
ALICE: My output buffer is empty, of course.
Human: why?
ALICE: There are no more statements on this topic.
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.*then she blew up
- DutchBoy0
lmao @ this thread!
- DutchBoy0
Human: george w. bush
ALICE: He is president of the United States.
Human: donald trump
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: enron
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: baghdad
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: oakland
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: forest gump
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: weeners
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
- -leah-0
Human: why did the chicken cross the road?
ALICE: Because she was a robot.
Human: a chicken robot?
ALICE: What would a chicken robot be like?
Human: you
ALICE:" What would a chicken robot be like?"? Me, leah?
Human: yes alice
ALICE: Gee.
- -leah-0
ALICE: Gee.
Human: gee.
ALICE: Ah.
Human: oh
ALICE: Yikes!
Human: wow
- gerbert0
Leah, you're not allowed to play with Alice anymore. I don't like how much time you are spending with your robot friend. Now go outside and play.
- -leah-0
holy shit holy shit:
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: 2012
ALICE: The end of the world.
Human: omfgEEEEEK
*runs away
- -leah-0
aw do i have to gerbert?
:(
- gerbert0
you get 2 more dialogs. go.